One sentence sports

Two people wave metal in an attempt to prick each other.

Falling into a pool in an attempt to not make a splash.

Beating a rubber ball against a wall in singles or doubles.

Foot racing while faking that one foot touches the ground at all times.

Bolting around on foot races of different lengths.

Foot racing over obstacles.

Two teams slap a ball around in an attempt to not allow it to touch the ground.

Two smaller teams slapping a ball around as above, but usually on sand.

Rolling a heavy ball at a bunch of pins.

Chasing a little black rubber around ice and hoping to hit it in the net.

Usually big people pushing a heavy metal ball for around 20 meters.

Sliding a stone on ice while another team member performs cleaning chores.

Sliding yourself forwards on snow with poles in your hands and 'boards' under your feet.

A little bit like the above, but with the gravity doing most of the work in sliding you.

Throwing an old-time weapon after a short run, sometimes with a jump and tumble at the end.

Self-propulsion across water with a variety of styles.

An art of hunting and warfare with a string tied to a bent stick shooting a straight stick made into target practice.

Hands-on combat, usually, between two strong people grappling, throwing, pinning and farting around a limited area.

A martial art, with a lot of punching and kicking, developed in Ryukyu Kingdom.

Batting a ball and running around a diamond.

Slapping a sort of a cock across a net, usuall in singles or doubles.

Throwing small missiles at a target in a professional setting or in public houses.

A team game of throwing and catching a flying disc.

Jumping over a stick with no assistance beyond your own feet, running and strategic steps.

Jumping over a stick with the assistance of another stick and hoping to land on a mattress.

Navigating across a terrain to find control points with the help of a map and a compass.

A party sport where you throw a little plastic ball in a cup full of intoxicating liquid.

A Persian origin team sport played on a horseback and with a mallet.

A person carrying sport where, traditionally, the fastest one wins his wife's weight in beer.

South Asian footvolley played with a rattan.