| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| Stockholm syndrome, with a side of bestiality. | Beauty and the Beast | 93%
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| Seven men share a housegirl, but can't save her when she ODs on acid. | Snow White | 91%
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| Man loves a girl but can't remember her face. Probably has a foot fetish. | Cinderella | 88%
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| Prisoner falls in love with the criminal who breaks her out. Let's be real, though – his hair is better. | Tangled | 75%
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| Blowing leaves make woman fall in love with her coloniser. | Pocahontas | 73%
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| We all want to eat spaghetti bolognese now. | Lady and the Tramp | 72%
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| Animal rights activists ruin a fashion icon's business. | 101 Dalmatians | 64%
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| Godmother gets butthurt she isn't invited to a party. Also has something against the fashion manufacturing industry. | Sleeping Beauty | 62%
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| Poor boy scams his way to love and royalty. | Aladdin | 61%
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| Turns out some cats do not land on their feet. | The Lion King | 60%
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| Girl gets her aunt to give her plastic surgery to spite her dad, but gets laryngitis as a side effect. | The Little Mermaid | 60%
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| Man realises he is probably gay when he finds out the 'guy' he was into is a drag king. | Mulan | 57%
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| Breaking and entering, kidnapping, and reckless endangerment, all to sent children to the afterlife. | Peter Pan | 45%
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| Underage girl gets crazy high. It's not her birthday. | Alice in Wonderland | 42%
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| Loser kid makes huge life changes to get his birth parents to take him back, including killing his uncle. | Hercules | 24%
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