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Awful Geography Wordplay

Puns, word similarity, and rhyming. Sorry.
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Last updated: May 26, 2023
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What do you call a hurried Soviet?
A Rushin' Russian!
What do you call lacquer from Warsaw?
Polish Polish!
What do you call an Incan who lived during the biblical flood?
A Diluvian Peruvian!
What do you call an overeatin’ person from Tbilisi?
A gorgin’ Georgian!
What do you call an American in a tug of war?
A Yanky Yankee!
What do you call a sled from the capital of Colombia?
A Bogotan Toboggan!
What did the retired Shah from Tehran say when asked what his career was?
I Ran Iran!
What do you call a Prussian who’s relevant to the matter at hand?
A Germane German!
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What do you call a mellow dude from Santiago who’s havin’ a relaxin’ stretch on a sofa?
A Chill Layin’ Chilean!
What do you call a lawn trimmin’ Polynesian from Nu’ulua?
A Mowin’ Samoan!
What do you call an Italian who keeps wanderin’ around?
A Roamin’ Roman!
What do you call a Dubliner’s desire to have better vision?
An Irish Eye Wish!
What do you call a veranda full o’ ganders in Lisbon?
A Portuguese Porch o’ Geese!
What do you call a Parisian hand tool that has a coat of animal hair?
A… French Fur Wrench
What might Americans have because of the “Do Not Travel” advisory for Iran?
A Persian Aversion
What do these jokes do to the Vietnamese capital?
They Annoy Hanoi
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3 Comments
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Level 63
May 26, 2023
Fun quiz, but could you add more time? If you want it tight, 30 seconds would be okay, but I could have used a minute.

Also, could you accept Yankin(g) Yankee and Chillin(g) Chilean?

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Level 83
May 26, 2023
Sure, those are reasonable.
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Level 88
May 26, 2023
Brilliant, I could have used another minute honestly.