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Bad Reviews of Christmas Carols - Statistics
General Stats
- This quiz has been taken 92 times
- The average score is 8 of 15
Answer Stats
| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| The singer surgically removed their heart to give to someone, but that person regifted it? Illogical! Are these people zombies? | Last Christmas | 87%
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| A golem-type creature briefly experiences life with magic apparel. He will surely suffer a miserable melting-related death. | Frosty the Snowman | 86%
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| A social outcast experiences bullying but, by one cool act, he becomes popular. The song just rips off Napoleon Dynamite’s plot. | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | 83%
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| Santa is a dirty home wrecker, but for some reason the singer thinks his dad would have found it funny. Adultery is never funny! | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | 82%
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| Santa Claus takes over the role of Big Brother. It’s Christmas dystopia, and we’re all on a list and being surveilled. | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | 80%
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| A tense story of survival, as a young girl ponders escape from a manipulative predator versus the withering weather. Inappropriate! | Baby It’s Cold Outside | 78%
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| Way, way too much percussion in this song. Do babies even like percussion? It’d probably scare them. Terrible gift for the king. | The Little Drummer Boy | 71%
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| One of the greatest carols ever! A family deals with inheritance issues following the death of their grandmother in a freak accident. | Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer | 64%
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| The most aggressively sexual ode to a man in power since Monroe sang to JFK. The singer must know that the jolly old man is married! | Santa Baby | 64%
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| Disgusting capitalist excess abounds. True love is merely bought. The price? Hundreds of animals and servants performing menial work. | 12 Days of Christmas | 57%
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| A king becomes obsessed when he sees a poor man on a snowy night and sets out to hunt him down. A chilling look at classism. | Good King Wenceslas | 31%
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| A horse drawn carriage takes people to… Farmer Gray’s birthday?! Christmas is not about farmer Gray’s birthday! Blasphemous. | Sleigh Ride | 31%
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| Three brothers pine for gifts, especially a hula hoop. The singers all have a wicked falsetto, though—so talented. | The Chipmunk Song | 30%
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| Clearly a song for people with food obsession. Whipped cream, sugar dates, and… a pumpkin head? Keep Halloween out of my Xmas! | A Marshmallow World | 4%
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| The singer is obsessed with nostalgia, going on and on about a gift he got as a wee lad, but he doesn’t even know what it was! Move on! | The Marvelous Toy | 2%
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