| Question | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Hello border guard. I remembered to… PIN Every piece of ID to my passport. Wink. | Exterminate the tree! | 88%
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| Greeting human. I am Douglas Firtree. I am not a tree posing as a human. | Exterminate the tree! | 63%
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| I will immigrate, and I will play the bongos and I go until the sun goes down! Bongo here and bongo over there! | Everything seems in order. | 50%
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| Drats! My ID photo is so akilter! I promise my photo is not indicative of me being a plant! | Exterminate the tree! | 50%
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| Let me into your country. I am a super poplar instagrammer and I will make your nation so much better. | Exterminate the tree! | 50%
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| Hello fellow human being. I have human business related to individual and plethora badminton nets. | Everything seems in order. | 38%
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| Pleasant day, sir. I am but a humble holidayer looking to use water slides in humid auric summers. | Everything seems in order. | 38%
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| I do not want to turn all humans into compost. Please allow me to saunter into your habitable area. | Everything seems in order. | 38%
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| Hello sir. I have a dental conference. It will last three days and sixteen point eight hours. | Everything seems in order. | 38%
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| Hello border guard. I am but a poor Liechtensteiner. Let me in and I will owe you, ok? | Exterminate the tree! | 38%
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| Ahem. Lock the doors after me. That man behind me is actually a tree. | Exterminate the tree! | 38%
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| I’m here to sell military fatigues! Flirty khaki pants, gutsy camo regalia, sneaky green hats. I got it all! | Exterminate the tree! | 38%
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| I’m Guy LaVelocité, stock car legend. I raced around Europe and now I’m here to leave you in the dust! | Exterminate the tree! | 38%
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| I am here for basket weaving classes. I would like to weave nimble, graspable baskets. | Everything seems in order. | 25%
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| Bongiorno, border gentleman! Please allow me entrance such that I may entertain a hippopotamus conga line. | Everything seems in order. | 25%
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| Hello Mr. Border Guard man. I will let my map lead me to adventure! Tally ho and forth! | Exterminate the tree! | 25%
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| I’m here for some bees! I’m a bee buyer. I’m a bee checker. I’m a bee importer! I’m into bees!!! | Exterminate the tree! | 25%
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| I’m here to study pre-modern feminism. And don’t call me a chick or you’ll be cancelled like it’s 1952. | Exterminate the tree! | 25%
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| Hyello. I am here to vizit this byeautiful hyuman nation and eat corn. | Everything seems in order. | 13%
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| I am Gassy Gaston, investigative journalist, with full permission to interview your minister of agriculture over the irradiated bovine hoof spur incidents. Let me through, for goodness sake. | Everything seems in order. | 13%
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