Taylor Swift or Taters?

Taylor Swift played Bombalurina.

Potatoes are shown in “The Potato Eaters”. Van Gogh died about 100 years before Taylor was born.

Taylor accrued billions of streams in 2023. Americans ate billions of potatoes.

Tay Tay isn’t usually called “Spuds”. Spuds is taters.

Taylor Swift was awarded the title in 2023. Potatoes sadly have never won the title.

Concert-goers have eyes on Taylor and potatoes grow sprouts called eyes.

Quayle was televised teaching a child to spell “potatoe”. Ridicule ensued. There’s no evidence he has ever spelled Taylor Swift.

Taylor has 68 billion total streams on Spotify. Almost 50 billion pounds of potatoes are eaten yearly in the US.

Taylor was grown in Pennsylvania. Idaho grows the most potatoes.

Meat and potatoes is a common dish. Taylor’s songs often have celebrity beef with someone.

Swift is American. Potatoes are a New World crop from South America.

Kanye West went on an on-stage tirade about Swift’s music video winning over Beyoncé’s. Potatoes haven’t incurred Kanye West’s wrath… yet…

Taylor started as a country/western star. Potatoes have plant roots in the country.

Mashed potatoes are popular. Swift songs often get DJ mashups.

Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead are potatoes. Taylor Swift is not in the films.

Potatoes cannot be romantically linked to anyone because they are not sentient.

Both humans and potatoes sink in fresh water, but float in moderately saline water in most cases. The Dead Sea's density is easily enough to make virtually any potato or Taylor Swift float.

Taylor wears fashionable jackets of various sheens. “Jacket potatoes” are wrapped in aluminum foil.

Humans typically have 23 chromosomes. Potatoes have more complicated genetics, apparently.

Potatoes grow flowers when left uncultivated. Taylor never produced anything called “Flowers” in 2023 (Miley Cyrus did, though).