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The Stupidest Quiz on Jetpunk

These questions are more complex than they first appear. Prepare to get questions wrong… by trick, by technicality, and by second guessing yourself!
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First submittedDecember 18, 2022
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1. What type of blood do arteries carry in healthy adult humans?
The pulmonary artery carries deoxygenated blood to the lungs. Otherwise arteries typically carry oxygenated blood.
Oxygenated
Deoxygenated
Depends on which artery
2. Imagine that you have a rigid glass sphere filled with helium. When released, it floats in place at shoulder height, neither rising nor sinking. What would happen to the glass sphere if you removed some of the helium gas with a vacuum, such that no outside air got in?
By removing mass from the sphere, you are decreasing its density and increasing its buoyancy.
It would float higher
It would sink
It would stay in place
3. Where did the English head of state reside throughout most of the 20th century?
The kings and queens of England lived primarily in Buckingham Palace in central London.
London
York
England is a constitutional monarchy and therefore has no head of state
4. Imagine you have two + signs on a horizontal plane (++). Imagine that you can rotate them and extend their arms as far as you wish. Rotate and extend the + signs in a configuration that forms as many triangles as possible. How many triangles can be made?
Imagine an x shape and a + shape. The cross can cover two side of the x at once to create two triangles. Because those triangles are side by side, they form a larger triangle.
1
2
3
5. How many vowels are in the following phrase: “Sorry, I have not been to town.”?
The “Y” in “sorry” is a vowel because it makes a vowel sound. The “W” in “town”, surprisingly, is technically a vowel because it forms a diphthong with “o”. There’s a reason it’s called “double U”.
9
10
11
6. A ball-and-socket joint can rotate and move sideways and forward and backwards. This is because they have a mostly round ball that fits in the concave part of another bone. How many ball-and-socket joints do humans typically have?
Two shoulder joints and two hip joints. If you think your wrist might fit this criteria, try holding your forearm and rotating your wrist.
2
4
These joints do not exist in humans
7. How many strikeouts can a pitcher get in a nine-inning Major League Baseball game?
There is no actual limit to strikeouts. If the catcher fails to catch a passed ball on a strikeout, it is still considered a strikeout even if the batter makes it to first base. Therefore, there could technically be more than 27 strikeouts in a nine-inning game, however unlikely.
9
27
An infinite number
8. How many times did Henry VIII legally marry?
Henry VIII had six wives, but annulments represent the legal rescinding of a marriage. Thus, three legal marriages.
Three times
Six times
He had no legal marriages
9. What musical genre is a portmanteau of "rock and roll" and "hillbilly"?
Country music used to be called hillbilly music before hillbilly had negative connotations. Rockabilly acts were rock and roll with a bit of old country music influence, or so the port manteau suggests.
R&B
Rockabilly
These two terms have never combined to make a portmanteau
10. How many strikes can you get in a normal 10-frame game of 10-pin bowling?
A strike gives you an extra point for each pin you knock over in the next two frames. A strike in the tenth resets the pins for these bonus points, and another strike here causes the pins to be reset for the last bonus points you can get on the tenth frame. Thus, 10 frames can have 12 strikes.
10
12
Theoretically, an unlimited number
11. What fantastical people did Gulliver meet in his travels?
Windmills that turned into giants
Lilliputians and Brobdingnagians
No one, since it was all a dream in his head
12. Who is the "shrew" in Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew"?
A grumpy and unmarried older sister
A witch who puts a spell on a spoiled prince
Shakespeare did not write this play
13. A marathon pays $256 to the winner, half as much to second place, half as much as second to third place, and so forth. Juan came around the final corner to see the fourth place runner, Massimo, limping to the finish line. Juan pushed as hard as he could and passed him right before finishing the race. How much did Juan win?
Passing the runner in fourth means you finished fourth. 256, 128, 64, 32.
$64
$32
$16
14. The meteor that caused a mass extinction event 180 million years ago also created what geographic feature?
It was likely an asteroid or comet that struck the Earth at the Yucatan peninsula. A meteor becomes a meteorite after it strikes the Earth anyway.
Yucatan Peninsula
Grand Canyon
A meteor most certainly did not cause a mass extinction 180 million years ago
15. In terms of official languages, are there more people who speak Pakistani or Ethiopian?
Pakistani and Ethiopian are demonyms, not languages. Urdu is the most spoken language in Pakistan, and Amharic is most spoken in Ethiopia. There are languages that are considered part of the Ethiopian language group, but it's not accurate to say someone speaks just "Ethiopian". Therefore, they're both zero.
There are more Pakistani speakers
There are more Ethiopian speakers
They have exactly the same number of speakers
16. Who was the last Tsar of Russia?
The monarchy was abolished after Nicholas abdicated without any other Romanov stepping up to be tsar.
Nicholas II
Alexander Kerensky
Joseph Stalin
17. What colour’s wavelength is closest to purple’s wavelength on the spectrum of visible light (i.e., in a rainbow)?
Purple is created in the human brain when we see equal amounts of red and blue light. There is no way to create purple with a single wavelength of light.
Violet
Indigo
Purple is not a colour in the visible spectrum
18. What is the largest desert in northern Africa?
This probably does not need explanation.
The Sahara
The Namib
Northern Africa has chaparral, not desert
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17 Comments
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Level 63
Dec 18, 2022
I had no clue for some questions, but I also missed some to technicalities. You wrote 'heigh' instead of 'height' for the glass sphere.
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Level 83
Dec 18, 2022
Thanks! Fixed.
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Level 63
Mar 6, 2024
Also, the explanation for #9 says "port manteau" instead of "portmanteau". Although that would be an awesome city name!
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Level 50
Dec 19, 2022
A bit more time would be appreciated, as a lot of questions take some time to think through. Didn't get a chance to look at the last few. Other than that, great quiz!
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Level 83
Dec 19, 2022
Sure, added a minute. Thanks!
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Level 41
Apr 18, 2023
the stupidest quiz or is it the smartest quiz ?
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Level 63
Oct 29, 2023
This time, I remembered the trick to the vowel question... but I still got it wrong.
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Level 81
Jun 14, 2024
15/18 apparently beats or equals 100% of test takers, that's neat.
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Level 90
Dec 5, 2024
I don’t get the point of this quiz… some questions were easy general knowledge questions like the Sahara one, some were “gotcha” questions like the marathon or the Ethiopian/Pakistani questions, and some were deeper knowledge questions like the arteries question. I couldn’t see a common thread to the questions.
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Level 83
Dec 5, 2024
The stupid trick questions are meant to make people start to doubt themselves on the non-trick questions.
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Level 66
Dec 15, 2024
The thing about w is that it only adds the glide to a vowel. This was a weird debate that I unintentionally struck up at work one day. Y is it's own standalone vowel sound in a syllable. W can't be used as it's own standalone vowel sound in English (Go Welsh!). By this logic, the L in "could" mean that L is also a vowel. GH in "light" means that G and H are also vowels. OW is the digraph grapheme representing the diphthong /aʊ/.

The quiz maker is free to disagree. I've never taught W as a vowel nor seen it presented in any foundational phonics curriculum in this way, but it seems like others see it differently.

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Level 83
Dec 15, 2024
Oh, god, you’re right; don’t teach people that W is a vowel. This quiz is meant to be full of stupid technicalities.
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Level 22
Jun 12, 2025
I do believe that Pakistani and Ethiopian refer to a person from Pakistan and Ethiopia respectively. Now wouldn't a Pakistani speaker refer to someone who can speak and is Pakistani? For the definition of a speaker is, "a person who speaks." Now I do believe that this would apply to someone who is Pakistani or Ethiopian, as both have the ability to speak, and after some further research, the mute-person rates are not significantly higher in Pakistan to justify the over 100 million person gap between the populations of the countries. Therefore I would take the stance that this is a GROSS and OFFENSIVE misrepresentation of both the Pakistani and Ethiopian communities. As a member of both the Pakistani and Ethiopian pride committees, to see this behavior in the month of JUNE is beyond appalling. However, if this stance is what you would like to take, that which no Pakistani or Ethiopian speaks, I would like to hear you attempt to defend your feeble claim. I do believe that this is both
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Level 22
Jun 12, 2025
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baseless and unjust. This truly cast a terrible stain upon your reputation as a jetpunk quiz maker. I cannot believe that you would ever do such a thing as to insult the people of Pakistan or Ethiopia.

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Level 83
Jun 12, 2025
If the mute people of Ethiopia and Pakistan have an issue with the quiz, they can say it to my face!
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Level 22
Jun 12, 2025
Really liked the glass one, clever!
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Level 83
Jun 12, 2025
Thanks!