| Hint | Answer | Nerd Column | % Correct |
|---|---|---|---|
| Who fought to free India and used hunger strikes to end violence? | And what have you accomplished? Pathetic. WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Gandhi | 96%
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| What word rhymes with gold and means "brave"? | Small words just for you.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Bold | 94%
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| How many years is the typical term for an American president? | That's also how many of your friends actually like you.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | 4 | 92%
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| What is both the second letter of the Greek alphabet and the type of person you are? | You sure are. You are like a human participation award.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Beta | 89%
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| What is the only "-stan" country that isn't spelled with a K? | Was that your third attempt?
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Afghanistan | 83%
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| What 1800s Irish crop was afflicted with a fungal infection? | Which is also your body type.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Potato | 82%
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| What comes in infrared and ultraviolet varieties? | Oh good for you. How was it?
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Light | 81%
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| Whose 2014 album was named after her birthyear? | So basic. Go leave your cookie-cutter house and get some Starbucks.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Taylor Swift | 80%
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| And what person here has halitosis? | Pushover.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | YOU | 77%
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| What feature of Cyrano de Bergerac was abnormally large? | Wow, you're rude. Jerk.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Nose | 71%
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| According to Captain and Tennille, love will keep us... | Loser.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Together | 64%
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| What is the common term for halitosis? | Now answer the next question.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Bad Breath | 61%
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| What efficient method of production did Henry Ford fine tune? | You are aware of productivity... yet here you are.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Assembly Line | 51%
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| What band released OK Computer and In Rainbows? | Hipster loser.
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Radiohead | 49%
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| What type of energy is represented by P in the formula P = mgh? | Remember when you had potential?
WRONG! YOU LOSE! | Potential | 39%
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