Tom Hanks is Bad at Boating

Hanks falls off a motorboat and is saved by a pretty mermaid.

Hanks is on a yacht to Waponi Woo to be a human sacrifice, but lightning sinks the boat.

A woman falls in love with Hanks because of a radio interview. She sees him on his houseboat with his sister, Suzy. A brief comical misunderstanding ensues.

Hanks runs a shrimping boat aground, as he leaps overboard to greet a friend on shore.

A German soldier nicknamed "Steamboat Willie" shoots Tom Hanks. Steamboats are boats.

Hanks tries to escape a desert island on a life raft, but he is tossed from the raft and injures his leg on coral.

Pirates take a shipping vessel and make hostages of the crew, including Tom Hanks.

Hanks manages to turn a plane into a boat, as he lands the plan on the Hudson River for a mostly safe emergency landing.

Nazi submarines hunt a shipping convoy, sinking a handful of shipping vessels under Hanks's protection.

Hanks goes out to sea in a small boat to rescue his wooden boy. He's successful, except they both get swallowed by a whale.