FNAF UCN Character Voicelines

"I was the first, I have seen everything"

"Let me put you back together, then take you apart all over again"

"Everyone underestimates me, but then they turn their back, and I'm like 'Boo!' and they're like 'Bleeegh!'"

"I consider it a dignified death... Not really. It was actually quite pathetic."

"I always come back"

"Might as well face the facts, you were always destined to fail"

"You hear that? It's the sweet, sweet sound of your eternal silence!"

"Uh Oh, how unfortunate. Uh Oh, how unfortunate. I'm gonna do a sneaky thing and throw a new contender in the ring"

"Yargh, Ye win some, Ye lose some"

"I don't hate you, but you need to stay out of my way"

"Hey! Hey! I want to tell you something!"

"Now I get to play take apart and put back together! You won’t feel a thing…"

"Come closer. Help me count my teeth!"

"Why so blue? You know I’ll be true and now, I’ll make slivers out of you."

"My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But I, uh, y’know, I- I- I don’t feel too bad about it. After all, if it weren’t for me, it would’ve just been from someone else, y’know? I guess what I’m trying to say is life- life goes on. Well… well for everyone else life goes on. Not- not for you…uh…you’re dead. That’s neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville, and I said to him- I said “Orville, I- I have a story.” And he said to me, “What’s the significance of the story?” and…I said to him “O-Orville, not every story has to have significance, y’know? Sometimes uhh, y’know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - Wasn’t pretty. we talked about it for years. And-and not only that, but you’ll likely end up believin' something you shouldn’t believe or thinkin' something you shouldn’t think o-or assumin' something you shouldn’t assume, y’know? Sometimes," I said, "a story is- is just a story, so just be quiet for one second in your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches. Poor Orville was…having such difficulty eating it. Elephants have those clumsy hands, y’know? Actually, I-I suppose that’s the problem; they don’t have hands at all, do they? The-they’re all feet! A-and I-I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I- I said to him “Orville, l-let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I-I’m unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday, which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday…or rather they sold it at a discount for people wantin' to feed the ducks and then, probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and-and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y’know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, uh, at least, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Y’know I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh- and I told Orville this as well: if you wanna feed ducks or birds, or any kind for that matter, it’s best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature. They don’t grow on trees, or spring up from the bushes. I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.”