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| But the truth is, that when a Library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated {Bible} lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me. | 50%
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| Clothes make the man. {Naked} people have little or no influence on society. | 50%
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| {France} has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. | 50%
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| Honesty is the best policy -- when there is {money} in it. | 50%
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| I have a higher and grander standard of principle than {George} {Washington}. He could not lie; I can, but I won't. | 50%
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| I thoroughly disapprove of {duels}. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. | 50%
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| Suppose you were an {idiot} and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. | 50%
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| There is no such thing as the Queen's {English}. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares! | 50%
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| How easy it is to make people {believe} {a} {lie}, and how hard it is to undo that work again! | 0%
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| It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except {Congress}. | 0%
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| Of all god's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the {cat}. If man could be crossed with {cat} it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the {cat}. | 0%
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| Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who {commit} {suicide}, and those who keep their reasoning facilities atrophied with drink. | 0%
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| The {lack} of money is the root of all evil. | 0%
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| {Travel} is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. | 0%
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| We have a {criminal} {justice} system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read. | 0%
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| What {marriage} is to morality, a properly conducted licenced liquor traffic is to sobriety. | 0%
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| Whenever you find that you are on the side of the {majority}, it is time to pause and reflect. | 0%
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| When we remember that we are all {mad}, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. | 0%
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