| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Instead of riding horses the knights bang two half ________ together to simulate the sounds of clopping horse hooves | coconuts | 93%
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| "Just a _____ wound" | flesh | 91%
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| "I am your king" ... "Well I didn't ___ for you!" | vote | 83%
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| Sir Lancelot the ... | Brave | 81%
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| "Tis but a _______" | scratch | 81%
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| What foul beast guards the cave of Caerbannog? | a killer rabbit | 78%
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| Which of the Black Knight's limbs is severed first? | left arm | 78%
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| The French guards catapult a ___ at King Arthur and his knights to rid of them | cow | 76%
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| What is Sir Lancelot's favorite color? | blue | 73%
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| King Arthur and Sir Bedivere must "apease" The Knights Who Say Ni! by buying them a _________ | shrubbery | 73%
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| "I ___ in your general direction" | fart | 71%
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| How many times did the king of Swamp Castle have to build the castle before it finally stayed up? | 4 | 69%
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| "1, 2, _" ... "3, sir!" | 5 | 69%
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| "What is the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow? What do you mean, _______ or ________ swallow?" | African / European | 64%
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| Sir Lancelot comes to save Prince Herbert because he thinks that he is a ____ | lady | 62%
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| What weapon is used to kill the foul beast guarding the cave of Caerbannog? | The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch | 61%
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| "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, it is a _____ place" | silly | 58%
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| Prince Herbet doesn't want land, he'd "rather just ____" | sing | 58%
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| Who is King Arthur's trusty servant? | Patsy | 57%
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| What do the knights yell when they're too scared to fight? | Run away! | 57%
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| What is Sir Galahad's real favorite color? | yellow | 57%
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| To enter the French castle, King Arthur's knights build a giant ______ ______ | wooden rabbit / trojan rabbit | 54%
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| What word can't The Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni! stand to hear or say? | it | 53%
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| How does the movie end? | King Arthur and his knights are arrested | 53%
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| What happened to those responsible for the strange subtitles? | They were sacked | 53%
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| Which actor plays the Black Knight? | John Cleese | 52%
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| "Who are you who are so wise in the ways of _______?" | science | 51%
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| King Arthur and his knights meet up with ___ the enchanter | Tim | 50%
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| In the beginning credits there is much talk about "many interesting furry animals", which one in particular? | The Majestic Moose | 49%
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| Which animal is appropriately displayed on Sir Robin's shield? | a chicken | 45%
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| "So, if she weighs the same as a duck then she's ____ __ ____" | made of wood | 45%
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| Sir Galahad the ... | Pure / Chaste | 45%
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| And the aptly named, Sir ... | Not Appearing in this Film | 41%
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| Which actor plays Roger the Shrubber? | Eric Idle | 38%
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| "You make me ___, so be it" | sad | 38%
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| How old is Dennis? | 37 | 37%
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| "It's only a _____", is Patsy's only line in the film | model | 37%
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| What animal is often heard and seen being beaten, tortured or stomped on? | a cat | 35%
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| Which actor plays the leader of The Knights Who Say Ni!? | Michael Palin | 35%
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| "I feel _____! I feel _____!" | happy | 34%
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| What do you burn apart from witches? | more witches | 34%
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| How much does it cost to get rid of your dead? | 9 pence | 33%
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| Who suffers a fatal heart attack? | The animator | 32%
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| Sir Galahad is invited in to the Castle _______ which is populated only by women | Anthrax | 31%
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| "Hello, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a ____, you know" | duck | 29%
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| Which actor plays the inept guard with hiccoughs? | Graham Chapman | 29%
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| What is the capital of Assyria? | "I don't know that" | 29%
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| "He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of ___________" | Argh | 27%
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| Sir Robin the ... | Not Quite so Brave as Sir Lancelot | 27%
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| "We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ___, and ___, and ____ a lot" | ham / jam / spam | 24%
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| Which actor plays Dennis's mother? | Terry Jones | 24%
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| When given the task to find the Holy Grail, Arthur and his knights _____ their ____ from God while speaking with him | avert / eyes | 23%
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| Which actor plays the Bridgekeeper / the Old Man from Scene 24? | Terry Gilliam | 22%
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| Sir Lancelot saves Sir Galahad from the castle and from almost certain "_____" | peril | 21%
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| "We better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's ________" | dynamite | 18%
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| _______ 93² A.D. | England | 18%
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| "I wave my _______ _____ at your aunties" | private parts | 17%
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| "... and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be ______ ______" | banana shaped | 15%
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| Which actor was forgotten in the ending credits? | No one was forgotten, there were no ending credits | 11%
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| "I burst my _______ at you" | pimples | 10%
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| Where in the book of Armaments does it explain how to use the weapon against "thy foe"? | Chapter 2, Verses 9-21 | 8%
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| Which actor plays Sir Robin's singing minstrel? | Neil Innes | 8%
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| Sir Galahad is wounded and is examined by "Dr." ______ and "Dr." _______ | Piglet / Winston | 4%
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| There are two characters names that are spelled two different ways throughout the movie, which two characters? | Sir Galahad / Gallahad and Sir Lancelot / Launcelot | 4%
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| "In the name of ___ and the _____!" | God / Glory | 3%
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