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Bald People – Real and Fictional

Can you name these coiffure-challenged individuals?
Note: you could argue that some of these are “balding” rather than completely bald
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Last updated: March 16, 2026
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First submittedDecember 18, 2012
Times taken20,635
Average score63.6%
Rating4.05
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Bald person
Actor from "Die Hard"
Bruce Willis
Prime Minister of the UK during WWII
Winston Churchill
Tibetan Buddhist leader
The Dalai Lama
He starred as Maui in the movie "Moana"
Dwayne Johnson
"Nothing Compares 2 U", she sang
Sinéad O'Connor
Yellow-skinned guy with exactly two hairs on his head
Homer Simpson
He hunts a “wascally wabbit”
Elmer Fudd
Final leader of the USSR
Mikhail Gorbachev
Non-violent Indian leader
Mohandas Gandhi
Jerry's best friend on the TV show "Seinfeld"
George Costanza
The world's richest man from 2017–2021
Jeff Bezos
Back when he had hair, this Pete Sampras rival said "image is everything"
Andre Agassi
Misunderstood comic book character who just wanted to solve the overpopulation crisis
Thanos
Described as bald by his students Plato and Xenophon
Socrates
Tabloid readers will remember when she shaved her head in 2007
Britney Spears
The greatest Chicago Bull of all-time
Michael Jordan
Mini-me's mentor
Dr. Evil
Superman's nemesis
Lex Luthor
He had to wear a hairpiece in "Never Say Never Again"
Sean Connery
Actor who covers his baldness with his signature Kangol hat
Samuel L. Jackson
He starred as Jean-Luc Picard
Patrick Stewart
Snoopy's owner
Charlie Brown
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27 Comments
nettybet
+1
Level 78
Apr 5, 2013
good quiz
samiamco
+5
Level 67
Jun 19, 2016
It's really generous of you to accept "Lama" for the Dalai Lama, but just so you know, that's just the least-exotic part of a two-word title. It's sorta like looking for the answer "President Rutherford B. Hayes" and accepting "president".
cornflakesfu
+1
Level 90
Mar 3, 2019
Not really. There are tons of presidents. How many lamas are there?
kitsims
+9
Level 86
Mar 16, 2026
Also tons. It means a spiritual leader or teacher.
Deuteronomius
+1
Level 69
May 13, 2026
True, but its still the case that 99,9% of people who type Lama mean the current Dalai Lama, its a uniquely known title. Not the case with King etc
Djilas
+3
Level 86
Nov 18, 2017
Ben Kingsley should be added as well.
kogatora
+4
Level 96
Mar 28, 2019
some bald famous people are not on this
ILikeQuizes
+7
Level 61
Dec 27, 2017
I clicked on this quiz thinking it said "bad people," so I was very surprised to see the Dalai Lama as the first answer.
pmeplant
+4
Level 49
Nov 2, 2019
If I was bald I would buff and shine my head so it glistened in the sun.
stubart409
+2
Level 69
May 27, 2022
I have my own, picture based version of this quiz if anyone wants to give it a try: https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/156455/famous-bald-people. I did not know this was already a featured quiz.
tom19
+3
Level 68
Mar 16, 2026
George Costanza isn’t bald, he’s balding.
comjag
+2
Level 92
Mar 16, 2026
So, he will be bald?
Hinckford
+1
Level 87
Mar 16, 2026
Could just "Brown" be accepted for Charlie Brown?
Quizmaster
+1
Level ∞
Mar 16, 2026
Yes, fixed.
nerdalert
+2
Level 89
Mar 16, 2026
"Overpopulation crisis" should be in quotes as a fitting tribute to the recently departed Paul Ehrlich.
Quizmaster
+2
Level ∞
Mar 16, 2026
Thanos must have read "The Population Bomb".

Unfortunately, Ehrlich is up there with Thomas Midgley Jr. as people who were just trying to help but ended up doing untold damage.

Rarely has a prediction ever been as wrong, and had such disastrous consequences as Ehrlich's.

sumguy
+1
Level 87
Mar 17, 2026
Don't let Midgely Jr. off the hook so easily. Lead was known to be dangerous for centuries and Midgely was aware of the danger of exposure to TEL. He gave himself lead poisoning in his demonstration designed to fool people into thinking it wasn't dangerous! He underestimated how much exposure people would ultimately have, but he certainly couldn't claim to have thought it wasn't dangerous. He just thought that no one would be exposed to enough of it for it to matter... or at least, for anyone to be able to trace the harm back to TEL.
OldSailor
+1
Level 92
Mar 17, 2026
Don't let Ehrlich off the hook either! He had globally foolish ideas that grew into globally fatal problems. Like Midgely, he doubled down on the disastrous Population Bomb ideals when he ventured into the Bet with Julian Simon. Imagine the level of ego and stupidity it must take to be utterly wrong in two arenas! And I am sure that he carried those idiotic ideas to his grave.

"My ideas are not wrong, everyone else on Earth is"

RondoNo2
+1
Level 60
Mar 20, 2026
Midgley gave us TEL and CFCs. I'm not letting Ehrlich off the hook, but he only messed up once.
Jozi
+1
Level 75
Mar 16, 2026
I kept trying LL Cool Jay for kangol hat question
Dimby
+2
Level 83
Apr 10, 2026
Huh. Yeah, that should work.
wokhedinn
+1
Level 66
May 11, 2026
Thirded
Elboy
+1
Level 75
Mar 18, 2026
Great selection!
Cyclonus
+1
Level 89
May 11, 2026
I don't know how you can go around claiming that some unknown named "Michael Jordan" is somehow the greatest Chicago Bull of all time, when everyone knows the legendary Matt Steigenga played a huge 12 minutes across 2 games for the Bulls in 1997 and scored a massive 3 points, leading them to the title that season!
Marvo7
+1
Level 66
May 11, 2026
Charlie Brown wasn't bald. That was just an artistic convention for a close '50s/'60s haircut.
RobNobody
+1
Level 80
May 11, 2026
Yeah, this is one of my most obscure pet peeves, that Charlie Brown is often referred to as bald, and even portrayed as such in many adaptations. His father was a barber, and he's supposed to have blond hair cut in a very close-cropped buzz cut. That squiggle on his forehead isn't a single freakish strand of hair, but the little puff that's left longer in the front.
idontkn1
+1
Level 94
May 11, 2026
Imagine my surprise when Ron Harper was not the answer for the Chicago basketball player.
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