| Joke | Punchline | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| I was reading a book, The History Of Glue | I couldn’t put it down | 71%
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| I was steering a yacht with my stomach muscles | Absailing | 31%
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| This song is called subtraction | Take it away | 29%
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| I can't spell Armageddon but | It's not the end of the world | 24%
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| my yoga instructor was really drunk which put me in | An awkward position | 16%
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| Do you like local jokes? Me too, they're | Right up my street | 13%
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| I met the man who invented window sills | What a ledge | 13%
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| Do I enjoy doing courthouse puns? | Guilty! | 11%
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| I played the back half of a pantomime wasp | I was the bees knees | 9%
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| I did a gig to whole load of reindeers | Slayed 'em | 9%
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| So i went to Sooty's barbecue and I had a | Sweepstake | 7%
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| i hate scrabble so much I just | Can't put it into words | 4%
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| The seven of diamond, sorry my mind's | Playing tricks on me | 4%
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| The pollen count | Thats a difficult job | 4%
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| What concerns me is ill wind-up an old man and | He'll attack me | 2%
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