More Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths!

1. Edmund Ironside was stabbed in the buttocks by an assassin hiding in his toilet.

2. Molière died from tuberculosis during a scene in a play called “The Imaginary Invalid”. During a scene where his character has a coughing fit, he had a real coughing fit and died on stage.

3. Mathilda Of Austria died when her dress caught fire from the cigarette she hid behind her back.

4. Tycho Brahe died from constipation because he refused to leave a banquet until it was over.

5. Clement Vallandigham died showing how the victim might have killed himself using a loaded gun.

6. Sir William Payne-Gallwey died after he tripped and was stabbed in the guts by a carrots.

7. Mary The Elephant was hanged using a railcar-mounted crane in front of two thousand people after she killed her trainer.

8. Isadora Duncan died after neck snapped when her scarf got caught in the wheel of the car she was in.

9. Dick Wertheim, a tennis linesman, died after he got hit in the groin by a tennis ball and fell out of his chair.

10. Sally Marlen died from blood loss after her leg got crushed by an elephant’s foot.