| Quote | Who said it | % Correct |
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| "I am always looking for new investments. Ever since I got my first job at the age of 9, I have put all my money into gold." | Ron Swanson | 97%
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| "Breakfast food can serve many purposes." | Ron Swanson | 95%
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| "I just want to hear the doctor say that Jerry had a fart attack! Is that so much to ask?" | Tom Haverford | 94%
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| “I do not negotiate with dentists.” | Leslie Knope | 84%
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| "Hope no one minds if I live tweet this b*tch!" | Donna | 81%
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| "I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up." | Andy Dwyer | 79%
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| "Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count." | April Ludgate | 69%
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| "I love this idea and I love me for thinking of it." | Chris Traeger | 66%
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| "They call me Devo because I can whip 'em good." | Ben Wyatt | 56%
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| "We're not taxing any genitals." | Ann Perkins | 55%
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