| Question | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| The planet Earth is: | an oblate spheroid | 100%
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| The COVID vaccine is endorsed by Bill Gates because: | he cares about public health | 100%
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| Of the following, the most medically advisable way to prevent contracting COVID-19 is: | get vaccinated | 93%
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| Jeffrey Epstein mostly likely died in prison when: | he killed himself (or was possibly offed by the sitting president and/or vigilante prison guards, but, probably not) | 93%
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| 5G phone towers have been known to: | provide superior mobile phone service | 93%
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| COVID-19 is: | the disease caused by the novel coronavirus behind the global pandemic of 2020 | 93%
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| Joe Biden is: | the duly elected 46th president of the United States | 93%
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| Power outages and inflated energy prices in Texas during the winter of 2021 were likely caused by: | unseasonably cold weather (possibly related to climate change) and Republicans de-regulating the energy sector of the state | 93%
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| When ranked against other presidents by experts and historians, ex-president Trump's average ranking is closest to this position: | dead last | 87%
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| Those who have been found to be most closely linked to the "Pizzagate" child sex trafficking conspiracy include: | nobody. It's all well-documented horseshit. | 80%
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| The independent and non-partisan Mueller Report of 2019 clearly indicated: | that Russia had interfered in the US election of 2016, that the Trump campaign had known about and invited this interference, and that Trump himself had obstructed justice at least 10 times attempting to block investigation and prosecution of these crimes | 80%
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| The U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, was invaded by: | an ignorant mob of Trump supporters misled about the 2020 election | 67%
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| The British Royal family are: | who bloody cares?? | 53%
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| Black Lives Matter is vitally important because: | it's not actually. Police reform and gun control are important issues but there is no data to suggest that "Black" people are being murdered by police officers at an alarming rate. | 27%
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| Dr. Seuss books are being pulled from publication because: | The Seuss estate is worried about being attacked by, or they are themselves, race-obsessed twits | 27%
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