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Hint
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Answer
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Old ________ was hopping around
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Godzilla
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_____ ____ like a big playground
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Tokyo city
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When suddenly ______ burst from the shade
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Batman
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and hit ________
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Godzilla
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with a ___________
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Bat-Grenade
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________ got pissed and began to attack
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Godzilla
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But didn't expect to be blocked by ____
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Shaq
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Who proceeded to open up a can of _______
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Shaq-Fu
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When _____ ______ came out of the blue
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Aaron Carter
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And he started beating up _________ _____
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Shaquille O'Neal
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Then they both got flattened by the _________
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Batmobile
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But before he could make it back to the _______
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BatCave
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_______ _______ popped out of his grave
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Abraham Lincoln
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and took an _____ out from under his hat
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AK-47
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and blew ______ away with a rat-a-tat-tat
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Batman
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But he ran out of _______ and he ran away
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bullets
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Because _______ _____ came to save the day
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Optimus Prime
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This is the ________ ________
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Ultimate Showdown
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of ________ _______
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Ultimate Destiny
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Good guys, bad guys and __________
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explosions
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As ___ __ ___ ___ ___ ___
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far as the eye can see
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And only one will _______. I wonder who it will be.
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survive
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This is the ________ ________
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Ultimate Showdown
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of ________ _______
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Ultimate Destiny
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________ took a bite
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Godzilla
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out of _______ _____
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Optimus Prime
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Like ______ ________ took a bite out of crime
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Scruff MacGruff
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and then ____ came back covered in a tire track
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Shaq
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While ______ ____ jumped out and landed on his back
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Jackie Chan
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and ______ was injured and trying to get steady
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Batman
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When _______ _______ came back with a machete
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Abraham Lincoln
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But suddenly something caught his leg and he _______
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tripped
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_______ _____ took him out with his whip
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Indiana Jones
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Then he saw ________ sneaking up from behind
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Godzilla
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And he reached for his ___ which he just couldn't find
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gun
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'Cause ______ stole it and he shot and he missed
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Batman
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and ______ ____ deflected it with his fist
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Jackie Chan
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Then he jumped in the air and he did a __________
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somersault
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While _______ _______ tried to pole vault
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Abraham Lincoln
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on to _______ _____
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Optimus Prime
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But they ________ in the air
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collided
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Then they both got hit by a ____ ____ _____
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Care Bear stare
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This is the ________ ________
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Ultimate Showdown
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of ________ _______
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Ultimate Destiny
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Good guys, bad guys and __________
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explosions
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As ___ __ ___ ___ ___ ___
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far as the eye can see
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And only one will _______. I wonder who it will be.
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survive
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This is the ________ ________
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Ultimate Showdown
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Angels sang out in an __________ ______
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immaculate chorus
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Down from the heavens descended _____ ______
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Chuck Norris
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Who delivered a kick which could _______ _____
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shatter bones
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Into the crotch of _______ _____
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Indiana Jones
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Who fell over on the ground, ________ __ ____
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writhing in pain
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As ______ changed back into _____ _____
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Batman, Bruce Wayne
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But Chuck saw through his ______ ________
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clever disguise
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And he crushed ______'s head
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Batman
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in _______ ___ ______
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between his thighs
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Then _______ ___ ____,
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Gandalf the Grey
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and _______ ___ _____,
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Gandalf the White
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and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's _____ ______,
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Black Knight
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and ______ _________,
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Benito Mussolini
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and the ____ ______,
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Blue Meanie
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and ______ ______,
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Cowboy Curtis
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and _____ ___ _____,
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Jambi the Genie
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_______,
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Robocop
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__________,
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Terminator
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_______ ____,
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Captain Kirk
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and _____ _____,
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Darth Vader
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__ ___,
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Lo Pan
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________,
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Superman
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every single _____ ______,
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Power Ranger
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____ _ _______,
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Bill S. Preston
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and _______ _____,
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Theodore Logan
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_____,
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Spock
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___ ____,
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The Rock
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___ ___
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Doc Ock
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and ____ _____
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Hulk Hogan
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all came out of nowhere _______ ____
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landing fast
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and they kicked _____ ______
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Chuck Norris
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in his ______ ___
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cowboy ass
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It was the _________ battle that the world ever saw
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bloodiest
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With civilians looking on in _____ ___
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total awe
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The fight raged on for _ _______
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a century
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Many _____ ____ ____ but eventually
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lives were lost
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The champion stood, the rest ___ _____ ______
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saw their better
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__ ______ in a blood-stained sweater
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Mr. Rogers
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That said, I can't imagine adding more than another minute, tops. It's plenty enough time if you *are* familiar with most of the spellings.