| Joke | Punch Line | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| What did the man say when he walked into a bar? | Ouch | 77%
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| What word is always spelled wrong? | Wrong | 70%
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| What kind of comb do you use to brush a bee's hair? | A honeycomb | 61%
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| What starts with T, is full of T, and ends with T? | A Teapot | 57%
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| Where does a general keep his armies? | Up his sleevies | 46%
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| Why did the dalmatian need glasses? | He was seeing spots | 35%
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| What do you call a cow with no legs? | Ground Beef | 34%
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| What has 10 letters and starts with GAS | Automobile | 26%
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| What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? | A watchdog | 23%
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| Where does a penguin keep his money? | In a snow bank | 15%
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| What did the flower say to the bike? | Petal | 15%
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| What has four legs and goes boooooo? | A sick cow | 10%
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| When does it rain money? | When there is a change in the weather | 10%
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| What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? | A hobby horse | 9%
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| How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern | With a pumpkin patch | 9%
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