| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| What was the first line of Jez's poetry? | Fuck you, Bush | 87%
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| What did Mark buy Jez (and Dobby) for Christmas? | Kitchen tongs | 70%
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| What does Elena like watching at the park? | DILFs | 65%
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| What did Big Suze nickname her new boyfriend Stu? | Hunk of Monk | 57%
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| What film did Jez and Zahra watch together? | Amelie | 52%
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| What did Mark's publisher autocorrect 'Anubis' to in the chapter title 'Make UK Company Law into your Anubis'? | Omnibus | 43%
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| Where did Nancy work as assistant manager whilst high on crystal meth? | The IMAX | 43%
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| Where did Joshy poop in Kettering? | A display toilet | 35%
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| What was the name of Jez and Big Suze's place? | The Love Shack | 30%
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| Who printed Jez's life coaching certificate? | British London | 22%
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| What was the name of Mark's personal trainer? | Matt Townsend | 22%
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| What was Mark's nickname at Polefield? | Wankathon | 17%
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| What song played for Jez and Nancy's first dance? | Solid | 13%
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| What was the book that Sophie was reading in the coffee shop with Mark? | A Child Called It | 4%
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| What did Mark name his potential unwanted dog? | Carrington | 4%
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