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M*A*S*H TV Show Trivia

Can you answer these questions about the M*A*S*H TV Show?
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Trivia
Who does Hawkeye dress up as in "Dear Dad"?
Santa Claus
What is Colonel Blake's fancy desk in "To Market, To Market" made of?
Oak
What is the (assumed) name of the intelligence agent who frequently appears in the 4077th?
Colonel Flagg
What is the name of Hawkeye's imaginary friend who is credited with donating supplies and money to Sister Theresa's orphanage?
Captain Tuttle
What is the name of Hawkeye, Trapper, and Frank's season 1 surgeon roommate?
Oliver Harmon "Spearchucker" Jones
What do Hawkeye and Trapper make a fake lamb out of in "Private Charles Lamb"?
Spam
What is Colonel Potter's horse's name?
Sophie
Where is Nurse Kellye from?
Honolulu
What sport does Father Mulcahy's sister coach?
Basketball
What do the letters B.J. in Captain B.J. Hunnicut stand for?
Nothing
What instrument does Major Charles Winchester play?
French Horn
Which regular takes on the job of company clerk after Radar returns home?
Corporal Klinger
What is Radar O'Reilly's given name?
Walter
Who does Major Margaret Houlihan get engaged and married to over the course of season 5?
Colonel Donald Penobscott
What is Colonel Potter's favorite movie? He says it's got the three things that make a movie great: Horses, cowboys, and more horses.
My Darling Clementine
Quotes
PA System: "Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today."
Hawkeye: "I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
Dr. Sidney Freedman: "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
Colonel Blake: "There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is, doctors can't change rule number one."
Charles Winchester: "You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice-daily swill. But you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester."
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