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Political opponent he personally imprisoned
Hillary Clinton
South Dakota monument to which he added his own portrait head next to those of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Roosevelt
Mount Rushmore
New national beverage called "Donald's Cock Tail" containing Vodka, (special) Milk, and Liberals' salty...
Tears
Mass immigration from China ensued when cheap laborers where needed to build this construction at the Southern border
Great (Anti-) Mexican Wall
"Trumpnocare" replaced this federal statute
Obamacare
Trump ended the Second Civil War after he captured this former governor, re-programmed him and sent him to California to terminate the rebels
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He introduced this kind of reptile, called Pepe, as the new national mammal
Frog
He introduced this rodent as the new national bird as "it does a terrific job covering my baldness. I'm not bald! How dare anyone say so?!"
Guinea Pig
Vice president, formerly known as Bruce
Caitlyn Jenner
He formed an "Axis Beyond Evil" with these countries, led by Vladimir Putin, Bashar al-Assad and Rodrigo Duterte, respectively:
Russia
Syria
Philippines
Gave this state back to Russia as it is "too cold for Americans anyway (and Sarah Palin is becoming a threat for me)" in exchange for riding lessons with Putin
Alaska
Non-secular office Trump acquired in addition to his presidency, under the regnal name "Donaldus I."
Pope
Phallic bronze Manhattan building which replaced the White House as the seat of the American President
Trump Tower
Former name of the Department of Deportation
Department of Transportation
He invaded this country, rid it of an Islamist regime, and restored Angela Merkel's rule (who now goes by the title "Die Führerin")
Germany
Instead of standard presidency elections, he proposed a real-life Hunger Games event in 2020 and lost to this archery girl