Mitch Hederg Quotes

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a ______.

I don't have a ______, But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

A ______ ______ is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

My ______ ______ died because I did not pretend to water them.

If you're ______ and have ______, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Every book is a ______'s ______ if the kid can read!

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ______ ______.

This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's ______.

A burrito is a ______ ______ for ground beef.

I was not aware that ______ eat for free at Subway.

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks? ______ ______ ______!

I was saved by the buoyancy of ______.

If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very ______ ______.

I had my heart set on ______Tree'...and we were almost there!

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my _______ was.