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Borat's Kazakhstan National Anthem - Multiple choice
Can you complete the lyrics to the Kazakhstan National Anthem, as invented by Borat?
Some most cringeworthy lyrics have been tweaked or omitted
Kazakhstan's real anthem is here
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Last updated: March 26, 2019
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| First submitted | March 26, 2019 |
| Times taken | 1,221 |
| Average score | 73.3% |
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1. Verse one: Kazakhstan, greatest _______ in the world
cities
kingdom
statues
country
2. All the other countries are run by ___________
real numb skulls
twits and clods
little girls
dumb dickheads
3. Kazakhstan, number one exporter of _______
All the other countries have inferior _______
All the other countries have inferior _______
potassium
potatoes
pretzels
pencils
4. Verse two: Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein __________
copper mine
swimming pool
city hall
pretty girls
5. Its length thirty metre, width ____ metre
more
no
one
six
6. ______ system a marvel to behold
Filtration
Education
Military
Metro
7. It remove 80% of solid human _____
thinking
opposition
waste
space
8. Chorus: Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice _____
nation
people
place
race
9. From plains of Tarashek to northern _____ of Newtown
part
side
fence
town
10. Kazakhstan friend of all except ________
Russia
China
Turkmenistan
Uzbekistan
11. They very nosey people, with ______ in their brain
water
helium
bone
greed
12. Verse three: Kazakhstan, _______ best in world
potatoes
we are
industry
wrestlers
13. We invented ______ and trouser belt
toothbrush
TV
toffee
braces
14. Kazakhstan's ________, cleanest in the region
prostitutes
town squares
factories
restaurants
15. Except of course for ___________'s
Russia
Turkmenistan
China
Uzbekistan
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5 Comments
KingEureka
+5
Level 63
Jul 17, 2020
This is THE BEST quiz on Jetpunk.
nichster
+5
Level 57
Oct 30, 2020
Very nice quiz!
9OneOne
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Level 19
Jul 4, 2022
This is so good! I'll nominate and rate this 5/5!
WilderA
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Level 56
Feb 7, 2023
who is borat?
RoosterIllusion
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Level 46
Jul 10, 2024
I legit thought he was going to die during this scene.
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