| joke | % Correct |
|---|---|
| My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own {heart} | 74%
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| Brexit is a terrible name, sounds like cereal you {eat} when you are constipated | 66%
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| Hillary Clinton has shown that any woman can be President, as long as your husband did it {first} | 62%
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| Don't you hate it when people assume you're rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of {money}? | 60%
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| I've been happily married for four years - out of a total of {ten} | 53%
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| I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of God - contact {lenses} | 37%
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| I often confuse Americans and Canadians. By using long {words} | 36%
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| I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn't much use. Just for a laugh I wrote "The Beatles" or "Steven Gerrard" for every answer - I came {second} | 35%
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| Why is it old people say "there's no place like home", yet when you put them in {one} ... | 35%
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| Elton John hates ordering {Chinese} food. Soya seems to be the hardest word | 27%
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| Apparently 1 in 3 Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed which is mad because those places are really well {lit} | 23%
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| Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug {dealer} | 16%
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| Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you {ask}? | 13%
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| I spotted a marmite van on the motorway - it was heading {yeast}bound | 10%
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| What do you call three members of ABBA in a French slaughterhouse? ABBA {trois} | 8%
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| In France J-Lo is called 'I have {water}' | 7%
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| Why is Henry's wife covered in tooth marks? Because he's {Tudor} | 3%
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