| Persona | Character | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Head of the Smith household. | Stan Smith | 100%
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| Teenaged son of the Smith household. | Steve Smith | 99%
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| Homophobic alien being hidden in the attic of the Smith family. | Roger Smith | 98%
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| Wife of the above-mentioned character. | Francine Smith | 96%
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| Rebellious daughter of the Smith household. | Hailey Smith | 96%
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| German skiier tuned into a fish by the CIA. | Klaus Heisler | 95%
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| Steve's Jewish best friend. | Snot Lonstein | 84%
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| Hailey's deadbeat teenaged husband. | Jeff Fischer | 83%
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| Steve's overweight orange-haired friend. | Barry Robinson | 80%
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| Head director of the CIA office in Langley Falls. | Avery Bullock | 78%
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| Steve's Japanese friend. | Toshi Yoshida | 76%
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| Husband of the above-mentioned character. | Terry Bates | 72%
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| Stan's brown-haired homosexual neighbor. | Greg Corbin | 67%
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| Homeless man turned into a koala by the CIA. | Reginald | 56%
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| Stan's older, grey haired co-worker. | Dick | 48%
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| Stan's skinny brown-haired co-worker. | Jackson | 35%
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| Stan's old, near retired honest co-worker. | Ray | 7%
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