Best and funniest Gravity falls quotes.

Shmebulock...........Senior.

Disco girl coming through, that disco girl is you.

Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!

When there's no cops around, anythings legal

For tonight's final illusion we have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously Disappears

It's funny how Dumb you are

Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder

Would you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything!

Calenders, mugs, T-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan..... I juat really feel that way about the copier store.

Okay, so I was just opening random doors - Beacause I'm a creep

So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with more of a beep-boop

Okay my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fishsticks to make a prosthetic pair of people legs

Perfect boys..... Always going through my trash..... Wait. What?

I make the rules suckers! Boosh!

Yay! Grass!

It's like if nightmares and coffee had a baby

Dude, I made us some victory nochos. Don't worry, I only ate a third of them.Nah, half of them. Just kidding dude, I ate all of 'em!