"The Simpsons" - Season 5 Quotations

For the devout "Simpsons" fans. We give a quotation along with the episode in which its taken from, you give us who said it! (Quotations can also include lines from guest stars.)

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Hint	Who Said It
"Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward...this thing writes itself!" (_____ Barbershop Quartet)	Homer Simpson
"Hello-o! Hello-o! You have my pills! Hello-o? I'm cold, and there are wolves after me." (Cape Feare)	Abe Simpson
"Have the Rolling Stones killed!" (Rosebud)	Montgomery Burns
"Mr Simpson, don't you worry, I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it." (Treehouse of Horror IV)	Lionel Hutz
"We're phasing out the games. People drink less when they're having fun." (Marge on the Lam)	Moe Szyslak
"I'm annoyed with you, Mother. Not just annoyed, angry. I'M A GROWN MAN NOW! AND I CAN RUN MY OWN LIFE!" (Bart's Inner Child)	Principal Skinner
"Oh, pick me teacher, I'm ever so smart!" (The Last Temptation of Homer)	Martin Prince
"I'm not a state; I'm a monster!" ($pringfield)	Lisa Simpson
"Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!" (Bart Gets Famous)	Bumblebee Man
"How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character from a tightly wound convenience store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter?" (Homer and Apu)	James Woods
"You all have HIDEOUS hair! I mean...from a design point of view." (Lisa vs Malibu Stacy)	Stacy Lovell
"Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?!" (Homer Loves Flanders)	Marge Simpson
"Hello, Mr... Kurns. I bad want... money now. Me sick." (Burns' Heir)	Bart Simpson
"Oh, I have had it! I have HAD IT with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children..." (Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song)	Superintendent Chalmers