| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| State Trooper | Rodney "Rod" Farva | 85%
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| What word is said to Larry Johnson 10 times? | Meow | 76%
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| State Trooper Lieutenant | Lieutenant Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn | 70%
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| What does Thorny offer the Germans visiting his house? | A mustache ride | 69%
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| State Trooper | Robert "Rabbit" Roto | 64%
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| What's the name of the restaurant with the mozzerella sticks and the goofy stuff on the walls? | Shenanigans | 60%
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| What does it stink like inside the Bunty Soap truck? | Sex | 55%
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| State Trooper | MacIntyre "Mac" Womack | 50%
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| Where were they headed? | Canada | 49%
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| What kind of magic only works on the rookie? | Brown Magic | 44%
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| Why did the college kids get pulled over going 63 in a 65? | Littering annndddd... | 44%
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| What should you do if you're already pulled over? | Pull over farther | 43%
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| In his day who got naked? | The rookie | 41%
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| Who invented the bullet proof cup gag? | Captain O'hagan | 38%
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| What is the cartoon the troopers watch? | Johnny Chimpo | 35%
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| State Trooper Captain | Captain John O'Hagan | 33%
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| State Trooper | Jeff Foster | 30%
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| And smokin the reefer | 29%
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| For what? | French fries and gravy | 29%
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| Local Cop Captain | Captain Bruce Grady | 28%
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| Local Cop | Ursula Hanson | 28%
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| Don't forget to cup the balls | 24%
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| Name of the town | Spurbury, Vermont | 19%
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| What about that little guy? | I wouldn't worry about that little guy | 16%
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| What does Farva order at the open bar? | six schlitzes | 15%
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| What's the name of the burger place? | Dimpus Burger | 14%
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| What two things does Rabbit need to do to chug better? | Relax the Throat | 12%
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| Why is Farva deloused with powdered sugar? | The lice hate the sugar | 12%
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| Local Cop | Jim Rando | 9%
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| Local Cop | Sam Smy | 9%
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| How much money does college boy 3 owe college boy 2? | 130 buck, whenever you get the chance | 7%
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| What is in order (as punishment) with the German Porsche couple? | Spanking and cuffing | 6%
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| What does the local captain order in the diner? | Two tacos with no guacamoles | 5%
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| Local Cop | Jack Burton | 2%
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