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Government Systems Cow Metaphors

Can you name each of these Government System given a 'cow metaphor'?
Choose from the following systems: Anarchy, Bureaucracy, Capitalism, Communism, Dictatorship, Environmentalism, Fascism, Feudalism, Militarianism, Pure Democracy, Representative Democracy, Socialism
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You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you
Militarianism
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you a glass of milk
Socialism
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk
Representative Democracy
You have two cows. The government takes both and kills you
Dictatorship
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows
Anarchy
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk
Pure Democracy
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them, killing them, or infringing on their land
Environmentalism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull
Capitalism
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk
Fascism
You have two cows. First the government regulates when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it shoots one and makes you fill out forms for the missing milk
Bureaucracy
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk
Feudalism
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. By the time, you get to the front of the line, it has gone sour
Communism
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2 Comments
charlesdickson
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Level 43
Oct 17, 2017
this is a really creative quiz!
divantilya
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Level 36
Aug 10, 2018
Excellent analogies!!!
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