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"Hot, sunny, red rocks. Long drive to get there."
Capitol Reef
"If I had to pick one word to describe it, I would probably say the lands were 'bad'"
Badlands
"Got mauled by a grizzly 1/10 wouldn't recommend"
North Cascades
"Perhaps for someone who has never seen a cactus this mag be interesting..."
Saguaro
"They should call this place Big Desert!... This place is not worth your money if you have to pay to get in. It's just a big desert!"
Big Bend
"impossible to get to. we booked the only shuttle..Kennicott shuttle.... they R a NO SHOW"
Wrangell-St. Elias
"...if you think you might want to visit this park do this instead. Grab a cup of hot water, stand at the edge of the busiest street in your town, and stick your finger in it."
Hot Springs
"Boring and very expensive. Basically it's a knockoff of the Badlands. They should pay you to enter the park"
Petrified Forest
"The only way you would know it is a national park by driving thru it is because of the sign at the entrance. Basically, it is a poor residential community stretched out along a road in a mostly wooded area."
Cuyahoga Valley
"We asked for help with where to check in for a snorkeling cruise and the worker at the help desk was incredibly angry almost instantly and told us she had no idea why we were asking because they don't have any tours."
Virgin Islands
"Couldn't find skull town."
Kings Canyon
"Too many red rocks everywhere. I don't like red"
Bryce Canyon
"You hike miles here to get terrible photos of remodel fake old homes.. just ask they rebuilt them in 30s and 50s..."
Mesa Verde
"Sand got everywhere. It was super hot, and we couldn't find a single refreshment stand."
Great Sand Dunes
"It is a sorry excuse of a bridge I almost fell off of it how low quality it is"
New River Gorge
"Too tall"
Sequoia
"Big grey and brown hole in the ground. Hiking here is a waste of knee cartilage"
Canyonlands
"The blue ridge parkway is just south of [this park] and it's just as nice of a drive for free. This park is basically a toll road"
Shenandoah
"There is nothing to see here. it's just another place to go to the beach with a hike over a slightly big sand dune covered in trees."
Indiana Dunes
"All we saw was a huge cave.... There really wasn't anything to see."