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| "Very hard to believe the high ratings. Booked a snorkel trip and was lightening and raining." | Biscayne | 100%
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| "Went to Santa Barbara Island... and the wildlife kept slinging insults. Sea lions kept barking at me like I was some dog. They were all in on it. Marine mammals are jerks." | Channel Islands | 100%
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| "I quite frankly find it desrispectful that you guys are making fun of one of our beloved presidents pls fix the name" | Theodore Roosevelt | 100%
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| "Taking one look at the place, I fully expected to see Lawrence of Arabia leading a convoy of camels across the dunes, but was disappointed." | White Sands | 100%
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| "JK. It's the best spot in CO. I went one star so that everyone stays away and keeps it this way!" | Black Canyon of the Gunnison | 75%
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| "It's basically a boardwalk through a forest. I did take 3 photos which are all terrible." | Congaree | 75%
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| "The visitor center didn't even sell anything. The Lehman cave tour was great but not worth the drive to get to this park" | Great Basin | 75%
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| "Hitting all national parks in California ... idk who thought it was a good idea to make this a national park that's all ima say maybe a state park but national ...." | Pinnacles | 75%
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| "There are a lot of great things to do in northern Minnesota, but this isn't one of them." | Voyageurs | 75%
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| "Elevator was not working for several months! Love the bisons. The land scenery is quite boring." | Wind Cave | 75%
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| "Strenuous hike and takes whole day. The view is mediocre and nothing special. If your time is tight don't waste a whole day hiking this mountain." | Guadalupe Mountains | 50%
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| "[The park ranger] was very rude. First rude person I have ever met in Maui." | Haleakala | 50%
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| "I found out why [this] national park is the least visited national park, it's not because it is remote and hard to get to, it's because of the staff..." | Isle Royale | 50%
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| "Too cold" | Kobuk Valley | 50%
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| "Most of the park appears to have recently burned. It doesn't smell like a forest. It smells like an ashtray." | Lassen Volcanic | 50%
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| "It's like some ice cubes got scattered on a hill" | Glacier Bay | 25%
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| "Glaciers are dangerous 10+ meters of snow can pile on you and rivers are dangerous (they're everywhere!) you might drown." | Lake Clark | 25%
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| "It's a great place, but there's no Lenin monument." | Gates of the Arctic | 0%
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| "Disappointing compared to Whittier" | Kenai Fjords | 0%
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