US National Park by One-Star Review

"I don't like the Kilauea Volcano to erupt again for my winter vacation and probably will stick with the beaches, overlooks to take pictures and videos!"

"...I walked for hours and saw nothing but grass, water, and mosquitoes that seemed oddly aggressive. Not a single gator.... One [staff member] literally laughed when I asked where they keep the animals. I don't think that's funny."

"We saw bison in several places, and geysers. But we had zero cell phone reception with Google Pixel and also our Tesla had no coverage for GPS navigation..."

"The trees aren't as big as everyone says and they're not red either..."

"Not impressed. I was 15 miles into park, the elevation was only 2780 ft. Cloudy, couldn't see the big mountain."

"It's a big hole in the ground, but you can't even see the bottom because it's filled with water."

"I flew 5 hours to Seattle, drove 2 hrs to sit in traffic for 1 hour near the entrance to find out you need 'RESERVATIONS' to enter a state park???!! What kind of pot smoking lawmaker thought that was a good idea?"

"A bit foggy, locals are weird, and creepy robot people living in the observatory."

"Could be better, mountains were blocking the sunset."

"Extremely hot, boring, and limited attractions available.... If you want to know what it looks like inside the park, just drive along any high desert country roads in Southern California or Arizona with Cactus and bushes."

"Should not be a national park. It's a state park at most, probably should be a city park with a national monument designation."

"Why the one star? It's a cave it's awesome! Well wherever there is something awesome, there is a small man with a napoleon complex that lose their mind when someone is just minding their own business."

"All the hikes are uphill, and you're practically climbing cliffs. I got soaked by several incredibly large waterfalls just by standing at the bottom of them"

I'm not sure why anyone visits this place. It's a hole that steals pants."

"Came to see the Olympians. Didn't see any."

"The rock formations are nice to see but the park isn't welcoming in any way. NOT pet friendly at all."

"Great place, 3 days of backpacking by kintla lakes, didn't see any bears :("

"Awesome place that serves as a Zoo for all the elk, for now until the wolves move in and figure it out... overall just way too busy and overcrowded."

"However, from the name, I feel that we were led to believe that we would only see dead things. Instead, we saw a few birds, and even some different varieties of plants that were all clearly alive and well."

"Honestly the worst national park in Utah. Overrated and no good views unless you can get a permit to a super hard hike."

"This national park is the largest and most popular park in the middle of the United States and famous for their beers. Every staff of the park told us that beers were everywhere. However, this park was really disappointing that I did not see any beer. I only saw many turkeys and one fox."