| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Age | 60 | 100%
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| Hair colour | Bald | 75%
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| His first language | Geordie | 75%
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| What time he goes to bed | 1am | 50%
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| What is it all about? | Alfie | 50%
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| Most disconcerting feature | Chest hair | 50%
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| His favourite student | Joh Butlah | 50%
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| Word at the end of every one of his sentences | Man | 50%
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| How he manages this | Secret Chinese breathing exercises | 50%
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| Sorted | 50%
| |
| Top | 50%
| |
| What he does after school | Watch telly | 50%
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| Jodie Biffin, through his eyes | A Bonnie Lad | 25%
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| What he needs | A button under his desk | 25%
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| His room | H1 | 25%
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| Mad for it | 25%
| |
| Four things he says at the end of every lesson | Result | 25%
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| What does he need it for? | So a man comes in and slaps you for being a prat | 25%
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| What we're going to do today | Watch a video | 25%
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| What sort of names have you got? | Well Old Testament names like | 25%
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