| Hint | Answer | % Correct | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Zizou | Zidane | 94%
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| The Flea | Messi | 63%
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| Super Mario | Balotelli | 54%
| |
| Sukerman | Suker | 43%
| |
| Welsh Wizard | Giggs | 41%
| |
| Wazza | Rooney | 41%
| |
| King Kenny | Dalglish | 37%
| |
| Kaiser | Beckenbauer | 33%
| |
| Two Meter Peter | Crouch | 32%
| |
| Batigol | Batistuta | 28%
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| Golden Balls | Beckham | 27%
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| The Non-Flying Dutchman | Bergkamp | 26%
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| The Little Pea | Hernandez | 26%
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| Cashley | Cole | 22%
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| Black Spider | Yashin | 19%
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| The Divine Ponytail | Baggio | 18%
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| The Baby Faced Assasin | Solskjaer | 17%
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| Big Dunc | Ferguson | 16%
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| The Fifth Beatle | Best | 13%
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| Psycho | Pearce | 12%
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| Sparky | Hughes | 10%
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| Calamity | James | 9%
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| The Wizard Of Oz | Kewell | 7%
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| The Romford Pele | Parlour | 7%
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| The Pitbull | Davids | 6%
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| Chopper | Harris | 6%
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| Sicknote | Anderton | 5%
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| The Incredible Sulk | Anelka | 5%
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| The Guvnor | Ince | 5%
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| The Galloping Major | Puskas | 5%
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| One Size (full name) | Fitz Hall | 4%
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| The Duck | Pato | 4%
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| The Donkey | Adams | 3%
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| White Feather | Ravanelli | 3%
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| The Tractor | Zanetti | 3%
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| Mighty Mouse | Keegan | 2%
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| The Bald Eagle | Lombardo | 1%
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| Dr Jekyll | Wright | 1%
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| El Scorpion | Hinguita | 0%
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| Rhino | Unsworth | 0%
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