| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| Every time dad sees a horse: Hey there, fella. Why the long | face? | 81%
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| Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days, because the others are | week days. | 81%
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| Pull my | finger. | 77%
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| Working hard, or | hardly working? | 63%
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| What word can you make shorter by adding two letters? | Short | 61%
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| Every time dad puts the car in reverse: Ah, this takes | me back. | 48%
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| When speaking of vampires, does the one on Sesame Street count? | Oh, I can assure you, he counts. | 35%
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| Did you hear about the famous pickle? It was really a big | dill. | 30%
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| What's the difference between a piano and a tuna? You can tune a piano, but | you can't piano a tuna. | 30%
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| Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just | water. | 24%
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| I tried to make a joke about retirement, but it | didn't work. | 21%
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| Corduroy pillows have been in the news lately. They are really making | headlines. | 21%
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| Do you know what you do to have a space party? You | planet. | 19%
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| You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't | pick your friends' noses. | 8%
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| Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? | Practice, practice, practice. | 7%
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