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Finish the dad joke or fill in the blank.
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Working hard, or
hardly working?
Pull my
finger.
Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days, because the others are
week days.
When speaking of vampires, does the one on Sesame Street count?
Oh, I can assure you, he counts.
Every time dad sees a horse: Hey there, fella. Why the long
face?
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't
pick your friends' noses.
What's the difference between a piano and a tuna? You can tune a piano, but
you can't piano a tuna.
Every time dad puts the car in reverse: Ah, this takes
me back.
I tried to make a joke about retirement, but it
didn't work.
Corduroy pillows have been in the news lately. They are really making
headlines.
What word can you make shorter by adding two letters?
Short
Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just
water.
Do you know what you do to have a space party? You
planet.
Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
Did you hear about the famous pickle? It was really a big
dill.
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2 Comments
SpartanLlama
+2
Level 79
Mar 10, 2025
Thought it was you can't tuna fish
kinjapan
+1
Level 72
Mar 10, 2025
That is not the way my uncle told it, but I like it. I'll add it to the answer possibilities.
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