JetPunk Mafia - Episode 13
First published: Saturday November 8th, 2025
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Before Voting...
Well, it turned out Wizzandy claimed Texas purely to annoy me (Capybarra), so...
Wizzandy has escaped the hospital! He had ventured towards Capybarra's house in attempt to inspect the bodies of the dead, and to figure out the mystery of the people who'd been voted out.
Trudging through the muddy churned dirt road, he thought of the chicken that had lay on the side of the road, mysteriously dead. Wizzandy shuddered at the thought, and moved on, to enter the forest. But as soon as he'd stepped foot into the forest surrounding Capy's evil lair mansion...
hissssss
TO BE CONTINUED
Voting Results
MeMeMe333: Hi! I'm back! Now, I have a treat for you guys, sort of for mental support! CUPCAKES (because no one wants to eat muffins after the most recent murder).
Please, take one each!
*Everyone gobbles their cupcakes up, except JetPunker180 and lingonax who seem suspicious, but still eat them anyway*
MeMeMe333: Oh, and I forgot to mention, Capy drugged these cupcakes with sleeping pills.
(SHOCK)
Luckily, for each vote, you guys get a fraction of the antidote, and won't fall asleep as fast... that may be a good thing or bad thing... I'll be giving one to each of the people with a vote or more, and then a second for the people with two or more, and a third for those with more than three votes. Good luck (because no, I'm not as evil as Capybarra)!
So... the first antidote piece goes to...
JetPunker! JetPunker grabs it gratefully.
The next goes to...
Pontiac! Pontiac swallows it immediately.
The next it for...
Banana1234567890! Banana takes it, inspects it for a few seconds before eating it.
And the next is for...
lingonax! Lingonax accidentally bites the antidote, and gags before swallowing it.
That is all with one or more votes!
KiloNova falls asleep first, suddenly falling unconscious. All other people look at his slumbering figure in shock.
Next, Insaniot, Ptcairn and Amphi64 begin pinching themselves (and each other), desperately trying to not succumb to the sleeping pill, but their efforts were in vain. They all were snoring soon after.
One vote each for JetPunker180, Pontiac, lingonax, and Banana!
For a minute, no one fell asleep. The remaining 5 awake mansion-prisoners all breathed a collective sigh of relief.
MeMeMe333: The next pill goes to........
BANANA1234567890! "Yay :D" exclaimed Banana, knowing he was one step further from falling asleep, not realising that it means he might have been voted out, too busy thinking of the fact that he can both digest his muffin properly and leave the mansion if so.
2 votes Banana
And the final second pill goes to (this means all but 2 people should be falling asleep!)...
JETPUNKER180! JetPunker180 nodded, but his face turned white at the thought of possibly being voted out, and be taken away from Capybarra to wherever he's taking people...
2 votes each for JetPunker180 and Banana
Pontiac and lingonax both felt the world spin around them as they both fell to the floor, asleep.
MeMeMe333 looked around, confused. JetPunker180, Banana and ItzIngenious were all awake, despite the fact that two people should be awake at this point
Capybarra stomped up towards ItzIngenious: "WHERE IS YOUR CUPCAKE. YOU CAN'T TRICK ME!"
ItzIngenious sheepishly holds out the crushed form of his cupcake, which was hidden in his hands the whole time.
Capybarra dragged ItzIngenious to another room of the mansion that no one knows... (please note that this is only lore, and isn't related to the voting)
In the room, he saw someone familiar.
"Didn't we vote you out", he asked.
MeMeMe333: Uh... (shoves all remaining 4 antidote pills into JetPunkers hands, waits for Banana1234567890 to fall asleep before tying JetPunker up, taking him away, (never to be seen again?)
Sorry, but this means that JetPunker180 is voted out.
Capybarra: "Now, ItzIngenious has been mysteriously taken away for solitary confinement. Do not try deceive me (evil laugh)!!! Oh, now go on with your night, clues will be given after... WAIT. Everyone's sleeping. Ugh. Clues will be around you once you all wake up! (moves everyone to a completely new level of the mansion)"
(Long story short, JetPunker was voted out)
(Long story short (lore version), JetPunker was voted out, and ItzIngenious and MeMeMe333 are still locked up somewhere)
The Clue Hunt
One by one, the surviving people woke up (minus ItzIngenious, whose whereabouts is currently unknown), locked within a vast.)
They see a note written by Capy:
"The first clue is hidden in a book with the same name as a JetPunk quiz. Each clue will have a clue from JetPunker180, as well as a hint to find the next clue".
Everyone looks through the library, with Insaniot hacking into the old library-log computer to get onto JetPunk (this takes more than an hour to get sorted, as everyone fights over who gets to check their accounts first).
Banana1234567890 find the first clue in the extremely obvious book "Countries of the World". The clue is:
"(Insert clue)
To find the next clue, find a dictionary page of a remaining contestant's full username"
Everyone looks around, seeing who would be a likely candidate. Insaniot? Pontiac? Banana1234567890? Amphi(bian)? Kilonova?
'KiloNova' in the Dictionary of Natural Sciences is found by lingonax.
The note in it contains the following:
"(Insert clue here)
For the next clue, go to a book containing the word 'JetPunk'.
And they went on and on finding the following clues:
They were able to put them in the correct order.
1. Insaniot used an ability on MeMeMe333
2. MeMeMe333 used an ability on Trompete79
3. Nobody used an ability on Aragorn
4. Ptcairn used an ability on Wizzandy
5. Nobody used an ability on hi111223
6. Pontiac used an ability on hi111223
And one mysterious note:
"Please use you abilities faster if you want to see me again... HELP"
-MeMeMe333
ItzIngenious' whereabouts is still unknown... as well as the person in the room with him..
Good luck! Hope you survive (or not... -Capybarra (he's really getting a villain arc now...))
(Btw, next lore update on MeMeMe333, Wizzandy and ItzIngenious is in the next episode!)
Please note that only the votes and the clues are real, and that everything else is not related to any clues.
Placements
21. Gekko0923 (Murdered)
20. fraaab (Voted Out)
19. LuckyCat (Murdered)
18. BautyArg (Murdered)
17. NEGeo (Voted Out)
16. Trompete79 (Murdered)
15. Aragorn (Voted Out)
14. Froggodoggo (Murdered)
13. Wizzandy (Voted Out)
12. MeMeMe333 (Assassinated)
11. Nickelz (Voted Out)
10. hi111223 (Murdered)
9. JetPunker180 (Voted Out)
Voting Chart
This Round:
JetPunker180: 5
Banana1234567890: 2
lingonax: 1
Pontiac: 1
Total Votes:
fraaab: 11 votes
Nickelz: 9 votes
Aragorn: 8 votes
Banana1234567890: 7 votes
NEGeo: 5 votes
ItzIngenious: 5 votes
JetPunker180: 5 votes
Insaniot: 5 votes
Ptcairn: 4 votes
Trompete79: 2 votes
Amphi64: 2 votes
KiloNova: 2 votes
lingonax: 2 votes
MeMeMe333: 1 vote
Wizzandy: 1 vote
Froggodoggo: 1 vote
LuckyCat: 1 vote
Pontiac: 1 vote
Gekko0923: 0 votes
BautyArg: 0 votes
hi111223: 0 votes
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