Canadian Provinces Battle Royale - Episode I

I had lots of tests so I had to delay this series to December 29-31, 2025. So without further ado, let's begin!

Also it is single elimination. There will be one revival next episode.

Provinces:

Alberta (Pontiac)

Saskatchewan (froggodoggo)

Manitoba (Copybarra)

Ontario (Capybarra)

Quebec (jbro)

Yukon (MeMeMe333)

Northwest Territories (aestheticdirt)

Nunavut (RandomGothGirl)

New Brunswick (NEGeo)

Nova Scotia (Wizzandy)

Prince Edward Island (lingonax)

Newfoundland and Labrador (Lindwyrm)

5 Battles.

1. Ontario (Capybarra) vs Manitoba (Copybarra)

Capybarra is rather bitter after barely missing the finals of the US Battle Royale. So he decided to claim the most populated province in hope of growing a massive empire. Then, to the west he sees him. COPYBARRA, who has claimed Manitoba. Manitoba isn't large, just 1 or so million people. So, he sends the army to Manitoba on some moose, and Copy doesn't stand a chance as they trample the Manitoban army, who are busy ice fishing at the time.

Ontario Wins!

2. Prince Edward Island (lingonax) vs Quebec (jbro)

Prince Edward Island is tiny, and Quebec is large and they only speak French. So, lingonax in PEI hatches a plan. They will send jbro 500000 spam texts entirely in English, and they will not be able to understand anything, and while the government is busy, they will swoop in and conquer Quebec. The plan seems to be working quite fine, and Quebec's systems are down, until they remember that despite most of Quebec only speaking French, jbro can speak English, and he realizes it is all spam and the government shutdown ends. They catch the PEI ship sailing down the St. Lawrence River, and surround them.

Quebec Wins!

3. Nunavut (RandomGothGirl) vs Saskatchewan (froggodoggo)

Nunavut has a problem. They have a lot of area, but all that area is a frozen wasteland. They must gain land. But how? All of their neighbors, NT to the west, Ontario to the south, even Quebec across the bay, all are ready to attack. But wait, they have one more neighbor. We all know the American four corners right? Well there is also a Canadian Four Corners found in the frozen wasteland. Why not cross through there and attack Froggodoggo in Saskatchewan. Except one little problem. Froggo has 25 times as much people, and as soon as they hear from their neighbors in NT that the border was crossed, they freaking mobilize. They cross the extremely freezing plains and whack their hockey sticks at the army, obliterating them.

Saskatchewan Wins!

4. Yukon (MeMeMe333) vs British Columbia (Ptcairn)

Yukon has a lot of gold and polar bears, and sadly for them, that is it! So they go to British Columbia. Ptcairn is just chilling in Vancouver and drinking coffee from a liberal eco friendly cafe. Until he sees the polar bear running through the streets. He goes to Vancouver's Chinatown and gets their Lunar New Year dragon, and fires it at the polar bear. The bear is blasted to Whitehorse, crushing MeMeMe333 and teleporting him back to Australia. The dragon flies up in victory.

British Columbia Wins!

5. British Columbia (Ptcairn) vs Northwest Territories (aestheticdirt)

That dragon is on fire. They decide to keep going as they flyby past Great Bear Lake, and reach Great Slave, where they completely catch aestheticdirt off guard. They can't resist, so a quick surrender treaty is written out.

British Columbia Wins!

There won't be questions this time around

See you tomorrow for the Semifinale