Canadian Provinces Battle Royale - Episode II

Welcome to the second episode!

Last episode, we started with 13 Provinces, and 5 were eliminated.

Remaining Provinces:

British Columbia (Ptcairn)

Alberta (Pontiac)

Saskatchewan (froggodoggo)

Ontario (Capybarra)

Quebec (jbro)

New Brunswick (NEGeo)

Nova Scotia (Wizzandy)

Newfoundland and Labrador (Lindwyrm)

So before we start the next seven battles, we have a revival.

The province getting revived is,

Manitoba (Copybarra)!

7 Battles.

1. New Brunswick (NEGeo) vs Nova Scotia (Wizzandy)

New Brunswick is overlooked. I mean, what did you expect? You can't even see them compared to Quebec! Anyways, Quebec is so big that there is no logical way New Brunswick can win, so they go after smaller Nova Scotia. Wizzandy knows how much New Brunswick loves the sea though, so they get a draining machine and drain it, leaving NB defenseless. They swoop in and take Fredericton.  

Nova Scotia Wins!

2. Quebec (jbro) vs Newfoundland and Labrador (Lindwyrm)

Quebec heard about Wizzandy's gains in the Atlantic provinces, so they decide to secure their influence there by going to Newfoundland and Labrador. Lindwyrm is going on vacation to Pee Pee Island, so doesn't know about the plan. So, jbro is like "En Garde" and storms through Labrador, and can't understand any of the peoples' accents. One sends a message to Lindwyrm, but by the time he leaves Pee Pee Island, it is too late. Jbro's army has arrived in St. John's.

Quebec Wins!

3. Alberta (Pontiac) vs Saskatchewan (froggodoggo)

Here, by every logical option, Alberta should win. Other than the vast plains, there is nothing in Saskatchewan, and their population, despite being much larger than Nunavut, is much smaller. But suddenly, froggodoggo spawns some frog dog hybrid creatures, and they rip through Northern Alberta, taking Edmonton. The remaining Albertan army in Calgary try to resist, but it is no use. Pontiac has his last stand at Glacier National Park.

Saskatchewan Wins!

4. British Columbia (Ptcairn) vs Saskatchewan (froggodoggo)

Shortly after taking out one USBR finalist, froggodoggo goes after the other, and Ptcairn is at another hipster cafe in Vancouver when he notices a frog dog hybrid creature. Suddenly, 67000 more attack from the back of the cafe, and the city is overrun soon after. However, Ptcairn flees to the capital of Victoria, and in a desperate attempt to protect it, throws a surfboard at the dogs. But they were brought here from Australia, and they know how to surf, so they ride it into Victoria. And with that, both finalists fall under one flag.

Saskatchewan Wins!

5. Manitoba (Copybarra) vs Saskatchewan (froggodoggo)

Froggo is tired. And their neighbor Copybarra knows that very well. So, he goes after them., He sends some ice fishermen riding polar bears into Nunavut, where they take Iqualuit with ease. Yellowknife and Whitehorse are soon also gone. However, Froggo realizes that there is a way to save everyone. Summon the massive frog/dog hybrid. So it arrives and viciously fights off Copy's army. They may be rivals in this game, but Froggo respects Capy and knows that a copy cannot exist. Winnipeg falls.

Saskatchewan Wins!

6. Quebec (jbro) vs Nova Scotia (Wizzandy)

It's time. There can only be one in control of the Atlantic provinces, and it has to be one of these. Jbro sends 67 different viruses in French only to  sabotage Wizzandy's government, and then they produce a Lituya Bay sized tsunami of poutine that washes all of Nova Scotia down.

Quebec Wins!

7. Ontario (Capybarra) vs Quebec (jbro)

Capy is ready to make it to the finals. He takes a quick sailing trip down to Venezuela, and picks up a lot of capybaras to use in combat, and redirects Niagara Falls to blast Quebec.

Meanwhile in Quebec City

Jbro is sitting in the only fortified city in North America, and is making his own plan.  Use the same machine he used to beat Wizzandy, but this time turn all of Hudson Bay into poutine and this will create enough force. Just one problem. This apparently costs $67 quintillion dollars

1 trip to Vegas later, jbro has obtained the cash. Except when landing in Quebec City, he sees the Ontario flag hanging and capybaras walking around everywhere. Looks like while on his trip, Quebec was conquered + invaded
Ontario Wins!

So gang, we can't decide this outcome normally. So, we are going to vote in a Google form.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeAiEOFYkReZi2suP9G7CXeSn7MFX-vPuE0NIl5Rw7DEm-zYA/viewform?usp=publish-editor