European Countries Battle Royale Episode 8

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Prologue

Welcome back to ECBR! Let's continue this series with some more battles!

But first, we have a rejoin.

Two valid applications were received. From DixonTiconderoga (Belgium) and MeMeMe333 (Malta)

TheOfficialWheel has spoken, and the country coming back is.......................Malta!

Welcome back!

1. Austria (Aragorn) vs Moldova (NEGeo)

Austria has decided that they must create a new empire, and they need a coast on the Black Sea for that. They don't have that. So, they see Moldova. Moldova has a coast. So they invade Moldova. And Moldova puts up resistance but that resistance doesn't work.

Austria Wins!

2. Austria (Aragorn) vs Serbia (ImGeographyGOAT)

woah woah woah remember WWI? back then austria attacked Serbia creating a world conflict. Looks like this is happening again. Will Serbia be able to pull a reverse card and stop their country from being decimated? Well, looks like not. While they were thinking about that, Belgrade was conquered.

Austria Wins!

3. Iceland (LuckyCat) vs France (jbro)

Iceland wants to rule Europe, but how can they do that without any territory on mainland Europe? The Vikings set sail for the coast of Normandy, except this time, France is prepared. They get a croissant cannon and send the Vikings back where they came from. Then they make a baguette bridge to Iceland and take Reykjavik.

France Wins!

4. Norway (stephenn) vs Luxembourg (Froggodoggo)

Norway has been awfully quiet. The Vikings were enjoying a feast when they received a telegram that there was a conflict in Europe. So they saw Luxembourg and realized they were busy flexing their riches, so they landed in the area, and overran the whole country.

Norway Wins!

5. Liechtenstein (hi111223) vs Austria (Aragorn)

Liechtenstein has fought in only one battle against the now absorbed Switzerland. Now, they invade their other neighbour, Austria, and it goes bad. Very bad. Instead of gaining a soldier like in that one war, they lose. Their entire population.

Austria Wins!

6. Norway (stephenn) vs UK (Wizzandy)

Norway after taking Luxembourg wants to continue their streak with Britain, and so they wait until teatime and launch their raids, and the Brits can't see over all the clouds, and they quickly negotiate a deal giving Norway England, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

Norway Wins!

7. Bosnia & Herzegovina (HubertThePhoenix) vs Vatican City (BautyArg)

Bosnia has been fighting fake wars for long enough. Hopefully their Adriatic invasion of the Vatican will actually do something. And it didn't. After a war that was like a stalemate, Bosnia just said OK you win here is 5 bucks in spoils let's go home.

Vatican City Wins?

9. Greece (ATLFalconsFan) vs Vatican City (BautyArg)

Jeez, two Balkan invasions in a row? The Vatican can't catch a break. So they go all in, but the lightning of Zeus strikes down the whole nation. 

Greece Wins!

9. Malta (MeMeMe333) vs Greece (ATLFalconsFan)

Malta after returning from Ohio, has had a long break. But now it is time to lock in. So they invade the coast of Italy for the second time and they overrun the whole country. Fast. They sail across the Adriatic. Make it to Athens, where they show that Christ is more powerful than any Greek god by taking the city.

Malta Wins!

10. Austria (Aragorn) vs France (jbro)

Two of the four dominant nations of Europe, to face off in an epic battle. Who will win? And turns out France was badly unprepared for this type of fight as they hurled brie while Austria overran their cities.

Austria Wins!

Da Map Dus Far

Outro

So goodbye for now, next episode shall be the semifinals.

16 Comments
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Level 65
Mar 31, 2026
God damn it
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Level 45
Mar 31, 2026
WHY AM I NEUTRAL 8 EPISODES IN
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Level 45
Mar 31, 2026
Also Danny, congrats on your relationship!
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Level 61
Mar 31, 2026
I see that Austria has been very busy starting their Austro-French Empire
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Level 71
Mar 31, 2026
Oh. Revived? Btw, why didn't I get a notif for the blog...
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Level 76
Mar 31, 2026
I waited 8 episodes to see AUSTRIA TAKE OVER FRANCE... if only they could have done that in 1790 something and saved Marie Antoinette...
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Level 65
Mar 31, 2026
Should've known luxembourg wouldn't last...

I have a bias towards them though, it's fine

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Level 68
Mar 31, 2026
Based on Capy's comment, Danny got someone! Congrats!

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44. Andorra

43. Romania

42. Latvia

41. Croatia

40. North Macedonia

39. Hungary

38. Kosovo

37. Belarus

36. Lithuania (under peaceful annexation)

35. Monaco (last bot country)

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34. Spain (Amphi64)

33. Slovakia (Copybarra)

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32. Estonia (MeowILoveCats123)

31. Czech Republic (GeniusKhan)

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30. POLAND (Tayger) goodbye dude..

29. Belgium (DixonTiconderoga)

28. Portugal (ItzIngenious)

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27. Switzerland (Danny999) (Dropout)

26. Denmark (???)

25. Albania (SongHaell)

24. Netherlands (Ptcairn)

23. Ireland (HeyItsRose18)

22. Italy (DukeOfArrakis)

21. San Marino (fraaab)

20. Germany (Lindwyrm)

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19. Montenegro (Nickelz)

18. Bulgaria (Quizkid03)

##. Malta (MeMeMe333)

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17. Moldova (NEGeo)

16. Serbia (ImGeographyGOAT)

15. Iceland (LuckyCat)

14. Luxembourg (Froggodoggo)

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Next Com

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Level 68
Mar 31, 2026
13. Liechtenstein (hi111223)

12. Vatican City (BautyArg)

11. Greece (ATLFalconsFan)

10. France (jbro)

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Nine countries remain!

Austria (Aragorn)

Norway (stephenn)

United Kingdom (Wizzandy)

Bosnia and Herzegovina (HubertThePhoenix)

Malta (MeMeMe333)

Finland (lingonax)

Ukraine (Basaball)

Sweden (KiloNova)

Slovenia (Capybarra)

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I wonder who will win!

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Level 65
Mar 31, 2026
Yeah I got my boyfriend BautyArg
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Level 68
Mar 31, 2026
I cant tell if it's a joke or not (probably is) but it's so funny lmao
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Level 65
Apr 1, 2026
April fools
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Level 68
Apr 1, 2026
knew it lmaooo
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Level 54
Apr 1, 2026
what happened to the world conflict
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Level 34
Apr 3, 2026
idk
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Level 34
Apr 3, 2026
ask danny