European Countries Battle Royale Episode 9 (REJOIN)

Welcome to this semifinale of European Countries Battle Royale! With just nine contestants remaining, it is time to see who will make it to the top 2!

Norway has only cold seas and they want warm seas. Austrian seas. So they invade. But there they realize that Austria proper does not have a sea. However they still win and they sign a treaty to split the Austrian Empire, getting half.

Norway Wins!

Norway has a hole to their east called Sweden. So they invade and win but Sweden holds on by offering them unlimited meatballs in exchange for a truce.

Norway Wins!

Finland can't conquer their friends if they want any shot at being Nordic but they border Ukraine briefly, so they go there. By now Ukraine has dealed with that Russia problem so they actually WIN and stop the Finnish movement south.

Ukraine Wins!

Malta doesn't control the Croatian coast. Bosnia does. And Malta they have a problem with that. So they invade Bosnia. But this goes wrong and despite conquering it international law does not allow them to take it over.

Malta Wins!

The battle between two powers of Europe. Who will win? And it appears that Malta comes with the win! They shred through Spain Portugal and France, then in Germany they decisively defeat the Norwegians, and they sail and take Oslo.

Malta Wins!

Wizzandy decides to make one final attempt at destroying the Maltese Empire, and it goes as well as you can expect. His ships planes and soldiers all dont work, and Glasgow falls, ending the UK's run.

Malta Wins!

Malta is on a major winning streak right now, and with Finland, they hope to dominate Northern Europe. However the White Death snipes all their soldiers and their bodies are thrown into a sauna.

Finland Wins!

Slovenia, you have been awfully quiet. Well that quiet ends as Slovenia sends tanks to Sarajevo, rapidly overrunning the city with an army of capybaras.

Slovenia Wins!

Austria is ready after its massive weakening against the now nonexistent Norway, and they invade Ukraine. And Ukraine, still afraid of Russia, doens't realize the invasion that ends it came from Western Europe and not the east.

Austria Wins!

Sweden wants to conquer Finland because they don't return the respect to the Nordics. But the White Death helps Finland stay alive, and a Swedish meatball feast helps Sweden stay alive.

Finland Wins!

Slovenia is on a roll, but sadly that roll does not keep up when Austria invades them again just like WWI. However Slovenia offers a Golden Capy to Aragorn in order to get spared and it is accepted.

Austria Wins!

Slovenia needs a final shot and they get that with their Finnish invasion, but a cold winter stops them from seeing anything and Ljubljana falls.

Finland Wins!

This was not really the semifinals because I ran out of messages. So next round will be it and we will have a rejoin contest!

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It will be AI graded and somebody will make the final four!

So long suckas