United States Battle Royale Season 2 - Episode 10 - FINALE

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The Royale

Welcome back to the United States Battle Royale's Semifinale! Last round, we started with five states, and three went down, leading us to our final two, Ptcairn (Maryland) and Pontiac (West Virginia)

I made a quiz on the USBR Questions so you can check it out

Here are our remaining living states

Maryland (Ptcairn)

West Virginia (Pontiac)

So we shall begin

This one doesn't work the same

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West Virginia is our winner!

And 2 Commemorate:

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, country roads

So now all of America is ruled by West Virginia and the capital is Hedgesville, making it the smallest national capital outside of Ngerulmud, Palau

Hopefully this time, America stays united

Canadian Battle Royale signups are starting soon

It will be a two-episode mini-series

Then World Battle Royale will start

Thank you to Pontiac for inspiring and winning this series

Thank you to all of the other people who played and made this royale more fun

Goodbye

Look I swear this was supposed to be dark red I didn't realize I selected vermillion!

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400 more years later, the war returns!

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15 Comments
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Level 51
Nov 25, 2025
ggs pontiac
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Level 45
Nov 25, 2025
It's only right that the original USBR creator wins, ggs!
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Level 52
Nov 25, 2025
WEST VIRGINIA UWU
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Level 68
Nov 25, 2025
worth it.
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Level 68
Nov 25, 2025
51. Virginia (out by West Virginia)

50. Idaho (out by Nevada)

49. Indiana (out by Illinois)

48. Pennsylvania (out by Maryland)

47. Alabama (out by Louisiana)

46. Kentucky (out by Tennessee)

45. Mississippi (out by Louisiana)

44. Nebraska (out by Colorado)

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43. Georgia (out by Louisiana)

42. New Jersey (out by New York)

41. Oklahoma (out by Arkansas)

40. Arizona (out by New Mexico)

39. New Hampshire (out by Massachusetts)

38. North Dakota (out by Minnesota)

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37. Maine (out by Massachusetts)

36. South Carolina (out by Hawaii)

35. Montana (out by Minnesota)

34. Vermont (out by New York)

33. Missouri (out by Tennessee)

32. Kansas (out by Tennessee)

31. Delaware (out by Maryland)

30. Oregon (out by Alaska)

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29. Wisconsin (out by Illinois)

28. Florida (out by Tennessee)

27. Utah (out by New Mexico)

26. Connecticut (out by New York)

25. Michigan (out by Ohio)

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Level 68
Nov 25, 2025
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24. New Mexico (out by Colorado)

23. Wyoming (out by Minnesota)

22. North Carolina (out by Hawaii)

21. Arkansas (zarodinu) (out by Tennessee)

20. South Dakota (out by Minnesota)

#. California (ItzIngenious) (out by Washington) (REVIVED)

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19. Ohio (out by Maryland)

18. Rhode Island (out by Massachusetts)

17. Iowa (out by Colorado) (oh how the mighty have fallen)

16. Minnesota (lingonax) (out by Illinois)

15. Louisiana (AzureBlue) (out by Tennessee)

14. Washington D.C. (out by West Virginia)

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13. Massachusetts (NEGeo) (out by New York)

#. Alaska (Anonymousbear25) (out by Washington)

12. Colorado (DixonTiconderoga) (out by Texas)

11. Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT) (out by Illinois)

10. New York (jbro) (out by Maryland)

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9. Washington (HubertThePhoenix) (out by Alaska)

8. Illinois (Froggodoggo) (out by Maryland)

7. Hawaii (MeMeMe333) (out by California)

6. California (ItzIngenious) (out by West Virginia)

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Level 68
Nov 25, 2025
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5. Alaska (Anonymousbear25) (out by West Virginia)

4. Texas (Wizzandy) (out by Maryland)

3. Tennessee (Capybarra) (out by Maryland)

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2. Maryland (Ptcairn) (out by the Wheel)

1. West Virginia (Pontiac) (congrats!)

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Level 71
Nov 25, 2025
Yay. Congrats to Pontiac!
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Level 61
Nov 25, 2025
Lets Go!!! Ggs Ptcairn! You were great now I get my counties lol
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Level 71
Nov 26, 2025
Finally... WV's population increases?!?
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Level 65
Nov 26, 2025
never thought i'd live to see the day
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Level 61
Jan 29, 2026
Yeah, every state minus Minnesota and Virginia counts towards our population (I deny their existence)
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Level 65
Jan 29, 2026
Why Minnesota (because of the ice thing?)
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Level 61
Feb 5, 2026
Well I could go on and make a list starting with fraud, ICE resistance, Tim Walz, Quality Learing, etc... I am reluctant to recognize California as well, but I acknowledge that they have good naval stuff
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Level 65
Feb 5, 2026
good job sir

I say California has too high social justice, socialist in general, companies are leaving houses are going up, but it has natural beauty