United States Battle Royale Season 2 - Episode 2

Welcome back to the United States Battle Royale's Second Season! zarodinu has joined as Arkansas, bringing the number of human players up to 17. Last round, we started with 51 states and 8 were eliminated, bringing us down to 43.

I am not going to count the question today, since I was too tired to make all of the groups, but I made them now so this time, it will count.

The answer to the question was South Dakota.

Here are our remaining living states

Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

Arizona

Arkansas (zarodinu)

California (ItzIngenious)

Colorado (DixonTiconderoga)

Connecticut

Delaware

Florida

Georgia

Hawaii (MeMeMe333)

Illinois (froggodoggo)

Iowa

Kansas

Louisiana (AzureBlue)

Maine

Maryland (Ptcairn)

Massachusetts (NEGeo)

Michigan

Minnesota (lingonax)

Missouri

Montana

Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT)

New Hampshire

New Jersey

New Mexico

New York (jbro)

North Carolina

North Dakota

Ohio

Oklahoma

Oregon

Rhode Island

South Carolina

South Dakota

Tennessee (Capybarra)

Texas (Wizzandy)

Utah

Vermont

Washington (HubertThePhoenix)

Washington, DC

West Virginia (Pontiac)

Wisconsin

Wyoming (unregistered)

Without further ado, let the games begin!

1. Georgia vs Louisiana (AzureBlue)

One morning, Georgia wakes up and they decide to choose violence. Being home to Atlanta, a massive tech hub and the city home to the world's largest airport, isn't enough for them. So they pack 20 million baskets filled with peaches, and go west to attack Louisiana. The second they cross the border though, a hurricane with beignets instead of water hits them, blasting them to Savannah, where they soon fall after an army of jazz trumpeters surrounds them.

Louisiana Wins!

2. New York (jbro) vs. New Jersey

New York hates their neighbor to the southeast, that is known. But one day, New York really feels like destroying the state that stole both of their football teams, so they come with a lot of modified tanks made of taxicabs that fire apples at rapid speed. New Jersey must have made a mistake making their capital so close to New York, because they reach Trenton in a matter of hours, and sadly New Jersey doesn't have anything but beaches, casinos, and NFL teams, so they surrender and join New York.

New York Wins!

3. Arkansas (zarodinu) vs Oklahoma

Arkansas was previously a wasteland, but after zarodinu took the helm, they are ready to fight. They go to their diamond mine, their most special thing, and find the 5000 meter long reflecting diamond and then go west, wait until the sun is at the perfect angle and shine the diamond at Oklahoma, the Panhandle State, instantly blinding every single resident, and allowing them passage to Oklahoma City. There, they bathe in the governor's mansion's swimming pool, which is shaped like the state they just conquered.

Arkansas Wins!

4. Arizona vs New Mexico

Two AI-controlled states, similar size. Arizona attacks first, and they conquer Gallup, Las Cruces, and Albuquerque, and are almost in Santa Fe, UNTIL.........................................................

New Mexico pulls out something, and it appears to be an Uno Reverse Card. 50 UFOs exit Roswell and fly at Arizona, dropping billions of spicy peppers, allowing New Mexico to advance and conquer Phoenix.

New Mexico Wins!

5. Washington (HubertThePhoenix) vs Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

Washington feels like they must expand their lands, but they decide to go west instead of reforming Cascadia, and land in Alaska, where they encounter 200 soldiers riding XL sized polar bears. Luckily, Washington has plenty of apples and tech companies, so they hollow out a lot of apples and Amazon packages, and fill them with gas from Costco. Then they fire all of those packages, lighting them alit, and they blow up in the Alaskans' faces. Their advance is only stopped by a massive whiteout like nothing they have ever seen, stopping them from conquering Alaska.

Washington Wins!

6. New Hampshire vs Massachusetts (NEGeo)

New Hampshire is tired. They are a small state that literally no one cares about. All of their neighbors are cool, similar to Nevada's situation last episode. At least they have syrup, so they go south and invade Massachusetts. Then they realize Vermont is the one with the syrup and they are actually empty-handed. Massachusetts' army, everyone very patriotic, obliterates their army and advances into the state, taking Concord.

Massachusetts Wins!

7. Nevada vs California

After taking Idaho, Nevada is very confident. They go after California next, and realize that they stand 0 chance. However, they bring an old rusty slot machine from a casino in Reno, and then it is cranked, and all 3 slots are Uno Reverse Cards. The Nevadan army charges into Southern California, and the Californians in LA are too busy attending a pride parade and voting pro Prop 50 to notice the army invading, and they fall, and California arranges a surrender, where Nevada takes Southern California but allows them to keep Northern California.

Nevada Wins!

8. Minnesota (lingonax) vs North Dakota

Minnesota has awoken, and their first target is a little state called North Dakota, which doesn't even have 1 million people. All they have is oil and some tv towers, so they empty oil barrels into Minnesota, but the flow is blocked by a massive snow pileup. Now that North Dakota no longer has oil, Minnesota's Snow Army quickly takes Bismarck.

Minnesota Wins!

So, those were our battles!

Everyone who fought a battle must answer this question to avoid penalties next round.

Which US state is located in three different hemispheres?