United States Battle Royale Season 2 - Episode 3

Welcome back to the United States Battle Royale's Second Season! Last round, we started with 43 states and 6 were eliminated. This brings us down to 37 states remaining.

Several human players battled last round, and there was a question to avoid penalties. 3 people answered correctly, but NEGeo (Massachusetts) was the only one who played in the previous round. So if you play this round, there will be no penalties.

The answer to the question was Alaska.

Here are our remaining living states

Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

Arkansas (zarodinu)

California (ItzIngenious)

Colorado (DixonTiconderoga)

Connecticut

Delaware

Florida

Hawaii (MeMeMe333)

Illinois (froggodoggo)

Iowa

Kansas

Louisiana (AzureBlue)

Maine

Maryland (Ptcairn)

Massachusetts (NEGeo)

Michigan

Minnesota (lingonax)

Missouri

Montana

Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT)

New Mexico

New York (jbro)

North Carolina

Ohio

Oregon

Rhode Island

South Carolina

South Dakota

Tennessee (Capybarra)

Texas (Wizzandy)

Utah

Vermont

Washington (HubertThePhoenix)

Washington, DC

West Virginia (Pontiac)

Wisconsin

Wyoming (unregistered)

Without further ado, let the third round begin!

1. Maine vs Massachusetts (NEGeo)

Maine thinks that because they are the largest state in New England, they deserve to rule the area. Plus, so many horror stories come from there. So, they decide to challenge Massachusetts, the current dominant state of New England. They think they are being stealthy going through New Hampshire, but then Massachusetts' army sees them, and Tom Brady and the Patriots throw a nuclear football at them, destroying their army. Augusta falls.

Massachusetts Wins!

2. South Carolina vs Hawaii (MeMeMe333)

This battle may sound ridiculous, but trust me this is where the arrow was spun. South Carolina feels trapped. When I say trapped, I mean trapped. The powerful Louisiana Empire was to the West and the more powerful Carolina to the north. So they decide to sail. They leave Fort Sumter, where the big palmetto flag is hanging, in a boat filled with palmetto oil, and they sail across the Atlantic, through the Strait of Gibraltar, through the Mediterranean Sea, through the Suez Canal, through the Red Sea, across the Indian Ocean, through the Strait of Malacca, through the Java Sea, through the rest of Indonesia, through the Coral Sea, passing by the Solomon Islands and Kirbati, and arrive in Hawaii. But MeMeMe333 must have heard on the news that there was a ship with a South Carolina flag crossing the world, so there he was ready. Green Sea Turtles bit holes in the ship, and tiki mask wearing soldiers board, whacking the South Carolina army with pineapples. The King of South Carolina, who was aboard, was ordered to sign over South Carolina to Hawaii in exchange for his lfe.

Hawaii Wins!

3. Montana vs Minnesota (lingonax)

Montana is big but empty. So they send their cows east intending to easily take over the weak state of North Dakota. However they forgot it was conquered by Minnesota, and they fire snow cannons at the cows, stopping the army. Without cows, Montana decides to make the Yellowstone Supervolcano erupt. however they forgot how small and bad their part of Yellowstone is, plus the volcano is in Wyoming, so they bail on that plan. While they were working that out, the Minnesota army reached Helena.

Minnesota Wins!

4. Vermont vs New York (jbro)

Vermont knows unlike New Hampshire, THEY HAVE THE SYRUP. So, they take on New York with it. Soon, Rochester, Syracuse, and Ithaca all fall to the might of the syrup. But then Niagara Falls comes to town, restructuring the flow of the falls to completely drown Vermont. The army soon takes a flooded Montpelier.

New York Wins!

5. Tennessee (Capybarra) vs Missouri

After using their Jack Daniel's and country singers to destroy Kentucky, Tennessee wants to expand more. But they have a problem. They are surrounded by empires. Louisiana is to the south, Arkansas to the west, Illinois to the north, West Virginia to the northeast. However, then they look to the northwest and see Missouri, a weak defenseless state. Missouri launches an attack, criticizing Tennessee for having a terrible NFL team while theirs is the best NFL team, and do other things like flaunt their Gateway arch and be douchebags in general. So, Tennessee gets their Jack container that is bigger on the inside, and flood Missouri.

Tennessee Wins!

6. Kansas vs Tennessee (Capybarra)

Can Tennessee get a break? Just moments after conquering Missouri, a massive EF5 tornado flies into Nashville and Capybarra is almost crushed by a house with a little girl in it. A witch who was standing 67 meters away from him though was crushed. This was a declaration of war from Kansas. So, Tennessee goes and gets their best country legends, and their container again, and go to town on Kansas. Kansas tries to fight back using some sunflowers, but they do nothing. Topeka is taken.

Tennessee Wins!

7. Delaware vs Maryland (Ptcairn)

Delaware is just a small little state that just so happens to be the home of Joe Biden. So Biden commands his army. "We are going to uh uh uh uh take uh uh over uh uh maryland also i cant talk anymore" So they go. However they find a 500 foot long crab holding a cracked bell they got from conquering Pennsylvania. Then it drops the cracked bell onto the Delaware army. Biden is forced to surrender as Delaware joins the Maryland Empire.

Maryland Wins!

8. Alaska (Anonymousbear25) vs Oregon

Alaska has had a bad loss against Washington. But they still want to expand. Then they notice something in between California and Washington. A poor defenseless state. Oregon! So they quickly climb on their polar bears and they swim to Oregon. There, what meets them is everyone isnt noticing and they are just harvesting Christmas Trees. And so the Alaskans are like "Hey if you join us we will remove state income tax!" And oregon takes that. 
Alaska Wins!

So, those were our battles!

Everyone who fought a battle must answer this question to avoid penalties next round.

Which U.S. State's capital is the highest above sea level?

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