United States Battle Royale Season 2 - Episode 4

Welcome back to the United States Battle Royale's Second Season! Last round, we started with 37 states and 8 were eliminated. This brings us down to 29 states remaining.

Last round, many players battled, and there was a question to avoid penalties this round. I got one answer, and it was incorrect. Thus, everyone now has a penalty so it is kind of all equal.

The answer to the question was New Mexico.

There was also supposed to be a revival this round, but no one is out yet, so I am delaying it to Episode 6.

Here are our remaining living states

Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

Arkansas (zarodinu)

California (ItzIngenious)

Colorado (DixonTiconderoga)

Connecticut

Florida

Hawaii (MeMeMe333)

Illinois (froggodoggo)

Iowa

Louisiana (AzureBlue)

Maryland (Ptcairn)

Massachusetts (NEGeo)

Michigan

Minnesota (lingonax)

Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT)

New Mexico

New York (jbro)

North Carolina

Ohio

Rhode Island

South Dakota

Tennessee (Capybarra)

Texas (Wizzandy)

Utah

Washington (HubertThePhoenix)

Washington, DC

West Virginia (Pontiac)

Wisconsin

Wyoming (unregistered)

Without further ado, let the fourth round begin!

1. Wisconsin vs Illinois (froggodoggo)

Wisconsin wants to be the best great lake state, but Michigan has that right now. So they decide to attack Michigan. However apparently they spent their entire budget on cheese and not enough on compasses because they end up in Illinois. Nevertheless, they continue. They throw 500 cheese wheels at Illinois' army and quickly conquer everything except Chicago. Then they get flattened by a massive deep dish pizza. Sorry Wisconsin, maybe S3.

Illinois Wins!

2. Tennessee (Capybarra) vs Louisiana (AzureBlue)

On the Tennessee-Louisiana border, trouble is brewing. One of Tennessee's country singers broke a Louisiana soldier's beignet gun. War begins. Tennessee has a higher GDP and more funds, but Louisiana has a population advantage. Due to much of Alabama and Mississippi's territory being highly impoverished, Tennessee convinced over 80% of Mississippi and 84% of Alabama to defect. They surround Georgia and reach Savannah within days. On the western front, they march into Baton Rouge and take the capital. A surrender deal is arranged. Louisiana is allowed to keep its own state, but it loses all territories.

Tennessee Wins!

3. Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT) vs California (ItzIngenious)

Nevada doesn't feel like it got everything it deserved in its surrender deal with California. Now, they want to conquer the rest of the state. Their army marches north, and another army invades from the Tahoe area, and soon cities like Monterey, too busy eating seafood to care, San Francisco, too busy being liberal to care, South Lake Tahoe, too busy skiing to care, ignore the various Nevadan army vehicles passing through such as a tank made with a hollowed out Statue of Liberty replica and a nuclear slot machine plane. They take Sacramento, but then California uses some legal loophole saying that nuclear weapons are not OK here on the west coast and Nevada is not allowed to conquer California. Sadly Nevada must agree.

Nevada Wins!

4. Florida vs Tennessee (Capybarra)

Florida has been awfully quiet (not as awfully quiet as some people Wizzandy) but still kind of awfully quiet. So they attempt to strike. An army of total idiots doing the craziest things imaginable riding gators and donning mouse ears attack the Tennessee Empire to the north, but Tennessee must have been ready, because they barely crossed the border into Georgia when a bunch of barbecue ribs (by bunch i mean 58 trillion) that Capybarra picked up at a grill in Memphis are unloaded onto the army, and the gators eat them. This however gives them stomachaches because they are apparently allergic to the sauce, they all break down, and Tennessee attacks south, taking Tallahassee. Florida retreats south, but the Buccaneers can't stop them. The governor asks for Disney's help, but they just decline as they have been feuding with Florida's government lately, and Orlando is taken. They arrive at Miami, and beg Rockstar to release GTA VI after 400 years of waiting and 500 other GTA games already coming out, so that people can support the real Vice City and defend it, but obviously they have some problems and they say NO! Miami falls and with it, Florida.

Tennessee Wins!

5. AI FIGHT: Utah vs New Mexico

Utah remembers ancient years when they controlled the California coast. So, they decide to start with the battle that started that empire, Utah vs Arizona, which is now New Mexico controlled. They get the S.T.E.A.L method, but hold on, they can't find a hydrogen bomb this time. They go to their last resort, throwing a lot of salt at the New Mexicans, but when that fails, the Roswell UFOs go to town on Utah and soon the entire state is covered in 5 feet of spicy peppers.

New Mexico Wins!

6. Connecticut vs New York (jbro)

Connecticut wants one thing. To rule the world. However their state has nothing of note but oh right there is nothing here. So they attack New York. Bad idea. A massive subway train firing apples, calzones, and street hot dogs rams into Connecticut, and the state falls in moments.

New York Wins!

7. California (ItzIngenious)  vs Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

California has suffered loss upon loss against Nevada, and they want a change of scenery. So they go after Oregon to the north, which they don't know is controlled by Alaska. Alaska initially puts up a fight with their polar bears and aurora ray they invented, but they surrender immediately once California reveals their new weapon - A plane that drops rainbow tear gas. Alaska agrees to sign over Oregon.

California Wins!

8. AI Battle: Michigan vs Ohio

A long rivalry. Michigan remembers the days they controlled Toledo and they want these days back. So they invade Ohio however they forgot Ohio is actually a massive wasteland and doesn't exist. Except for the sigma skibidi toilets attacking. They go past the Toledo Strip and into Detroit, where Eminem tries to stop them with a diss track. It fails, and they reach Lansing and take the state.

Ohio Wins!

So those were our battles.

Everyone who fought a battle must answer this question to avoid penalties next round.

Which US State is the only state to have crocodiles and alligators coexist in the wild?

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