United States Battle Royale Season 2 - Episode 5

Welcome back to the United States Battle Royale's Second Season! Last round, we started with 29 states and 5 were eliminated. This brings us down to 24 states remaining.

Last round, many players battled, and there was a question to avoid penalties this round. Ptcairn and ItzIngenious answered it, so they do not have penalties this round.

The answer to the question was Florida.

There will be a revival next round.

Here are our remaining living states

Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

Arkansas (zarodinu)

California (ItzIngenious)

Colorado (DixonTiconderoga)

Hawaii (MeMeMe333)

Illinois (froggodoggo)

Iowa

Louisiana (AzureBlue)

Maryland (Ptcairn)

Massachusetts (NEGeo)

Minnesota (lingonax)

Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT)

New Mexico

New York (jbro)

North Carolina

Ohio

Rhode Island

South Dakota

Tennessee (Capybarra)

Texas (Wizzandy)

Washington (HubertThePhoenix)

Washington, DC

West Virginia (Pontiac)

Wyoming (unregistered)

Without further ado, let the fifth round begin!

1. Colorado (DixonTiconderoga) vs New Mexico

So Colorado has been quiet after conquering Nebraska. But not anymore. They suddenly launch a surprise invasion of New Mexico, with skiers sliding down the slopes of the 14K mountains of Colorado, ready to invade and armed with their artisanal coffee. Not to mention they feel ready. But then the violent gangs of New Mexico decide to attack them with spicy peppers after flying up in hot air balloons. But then one of the Colorado skiers shoots his ski up, puncturing the balloons. This allows Colorado to swoop in and take Santa Fe.

Colorado Wins!

2. Wyoming (unregistered) vs Minnesota (lingonax)

Wyoming has been very awfully quiet, being one of just six states that hasn't done anything yet. However, that hasn't paid off. They invade Minnesota, and go to click on the button to make their supervolcano go bang, but then a massive blizzard sent by Minnesota breaks the handle of the button, causing the volcano to not erupt. Cheyenne falls and with that, the first human player is out.

Minnesota Wins!

3. Hawaii (MeMeMe333) vs North Carolina

After getting land on the east coast, Hawaii is ready to keep expanding. They import a bunch of pineapples and tiki masks from the islands and ship them through the Panama Canal to Charleston, Hawaii, where they then invade North Carolina from. But then as they invade and get ready for resistance, they notice no one there. Everyone is watching college basketball. So, they reach Charlotte and look for the capitol, but then some guy in a red tiki mask points out that Raleigh is the capital, so they get to Raleigh and quickly find the Capitol and conquer it

Hawaii Wins!

4. Maryland (Ptcairn) vs New York (jbro)

So Maryland is ready to expand again after taking Joe Biden's homeland, and they decide to go after New York. Big mistake. They thought they had it all planned out, an army of 500 giant robo crabs, each with a powerful ray that shoots Old Bay at the enemy, but then once they crossed the border near Lake Erie, it all started to go terribly wrong. Niagara Falls barrels down at the Maryland army, and flushes them all the way to Flushing, where they are quickly surrounded by a crowd of millions of extremely rude New Yorkers and then they run, losing Pennsylvania and Delaware, and holding back the army only with a lot of Old Bay at the border.

New York Wins!

5. Minnesota (lingonax) vs Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT)

Minnesota, who are feeling very hyped after their conquest of Wyoming, go after Nevada next, using their blizzard to take over Idaho. However, Nevada attempts to retaliate with an alien army from Area 51. So, Minnesota just empties its 10000 lakes, and dumps the foreign substance, Water, which the aliens have never even heard of, onto said aliens. They claim Idaho and they sign a non aggression treaty with Nevada.

Minnesota Wins!

6. Arkansas (zarodinu) vs Tennessee (Capybarra)

Arkansas doesn't want to provoke their neighbor, Texas, and they feel Louisiana's been through enough. So they go after Tennessee. So, Capybarra decides to go to the Tennessee territory Florida, and he finds the 50 wild capybaras in the state. So, then, he drives them all the way to Arkansas, where he sets them free. Soon, all of the state's diamonds are completely worthless as they eat them all and sack the capitol.

Tennessee Wins!

7. Minnesota (lingonax) vs South Dakota

Minnesota decides to go after South Dakota next, to unite the Dakotas under Minnesota rule. The state, which has rebranded from the Mt. Rushmore State to the First Question State, doesn't stand a chance as lake water slowly floods the state. As Mt. Rushmore becomes a diving site, they flee, and arrive in Mitchell, where the corn palace is drenched completely as Minnesotan armies rush in.

Minnesota Wins!

8. California (ItzIngenious) vs Washington (HubertThePhoenix)

California is ready to finish the West Coast and they see Washington, a tiny state that isn't powerful at all. So, they attack, completely underestimating the state, as the Windows software they are using to coordinate their attack is shut down by Bill Gates. Then, their Amazon weapon deliveries are stopped. And they can't refuel at Costco anymore because their membership is CANCELLED! Washington takes advantage of this weakened California and crosses the Columbia to invade. The entire state, apart from the south, controlled by Nevada, is soon under Washingtonian hands.

Washington Wins!

So those were our battles.

Everyone who fought a battle must answer this question to avoid penalties next round.

Which state won USBR Season 1?

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