United States Battle Royale Season 2 - Episode 6

Welcome back to the United States Battle Royale's Second Season! Last round, we started with 24 states and 6 were eliminated. This brings us down to 18 states remaining.

Last round, many players battled, and there was a question to avoid penalties this round. Ptcairn and Capybarra answered it, so they do not have penalties this round.

The answer to the question was Iowa.

There will be a revival.

Here are our remaining living states

Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

Colorado (DixonTiconderoga)

Hawaii (MeMeMe333)

Illinois (froggodoggo)

Iowa

Louisiana (AzureBlue)

Maryland (Ptcairn)

Massachusetts (NEGeo)

Minnesota (lingonax)

Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT)

New York (jbro)

Ohio

Rhode Island

Tennessee (Capybarra)

Texas (Wizzandy)

Washington (HubertThePhoenix)

Washington, DC

West Virginia (Pontiac)

Without further ado, let the sixth round begin!

So, we are starting with a revival. The three player-controlled states that are eliminated are

California (ItzIngenious), Arkansas (zarodinu), Wyoming (unregistered)

So we will be spinning to see which state is coming back.

And the revived state is, California!

California will be fully restored, and Nevada and Washington will lose its territory.

It cannot be revived again this show.

Next revival will be in Episode 9.

Time for the battles!

1. Maryland (Ptcairn) vs New York (jbro)

After being destroyed in the previous round, Maryland wants justice. So, they fill the classified military tech they stole from some government buildings in nearby DC with Old Bay, and charge at New York. And it works! New York is too busy celebrating their massive victory with a party in the Hamptons that they don't notice a bunch of giant crabs wielding classified military tech and filling the streets of New York with Old Bay. Maryland claims all of its lost land, plus New Jersey, back.

Maryland Wins!

2. Maryland (Ptcairn) vs Ohio

Maryland is on an all time high. However, unlike New York, they don't rest. They seek land further west, and that is when they see Ohio. And Ptcairn decides to end brainrot once and for all and launches a full scale invasion with lots of Old Bay and crabs, and Skibidi Toilet is flushed down, officially ending Ohioan reign.

Maryland Wins!

3. Massachusetts (NEGeo) vs Rhode Island

Massachusetts decides to finish the last bot in New England by invading Rhode Island. So all of the Harvard and MIT intellectuals in its army get their clam chowder and mow down every single Rhode Island resident in the way with the Patriots' football skills, as all RI has to say is that they are the smallest state. Providence has fallen.

Massachusetts Wins!

4. Colorado (DixonTiconderoga) vs Iowa

Colorado decides to go after what was once the Hawkeye State, but is now the Champion State. They cross the Missouri at Omaha by randomly producing a mountain to use as a ski slope, and said mountain just so happened to flatten all of Iowa. The Champion has officially fallen.

Colorado Wins!

5. Minnesota (lingonax) vs Illinois (froggodoggo)

Minnesota is the second largest state by land area. However they have very little people, so they decide to just blow a blizzard  in Illinois' face and conquer them. But, Illinois blows steam from a deep dish pizza straight out of the oven right back at them. Turns out that deep dish pizza is 500 miles in radius. They offer Minnesota the pizza in exchange for all of their land, and they agree.

Illinois Wins!

6. Tennessee (Capybarra) vs Louisiana (AzureBlue)
Tennessee is ready to complete what it started and finish the Louisiana Empire. After those 50 capybaras got to visit Uruguay as a reward for conquering Arkansas, they are back from vacation and this time armed with a guitar, Memphis BBQ, and lots of Jack Daniel's, they are ready to finish the job. Louisiana arms its beignet cannons, but they get jammed. Oh right, the most corrupt state hasn't upgraded its military infrastructure since the Antebellum. The capybaras easily swoop in and conquer Louisiana

Tennessee Wins!

7. New York (jbro) vs Massachusetts (NEGeo)

New York is bummed out, so they set their sights east. They invade Massachusetts, deciding to wait until they control all of USA before throwing another party. A flood of clam chowder comes their way, but they use a calzone to soak it all up. After a snack break, they deflect the nuclear football the Patriots throw with a taxi. It crashes into Harvard, destroying their most prestigious institution. Massachusetts agrees to surrender in exchange for all territories.

New York Wins!

8. West Virginia (Pontiac) vs Washington, DC
West Virginia has been preparing for a long time, in fact, since the very first battle of this royale. They invade our nation's former capital, with their mountain men easily defeating the now rather weak city, as it isn't a capital anymore. The DC flag is torn off, and the West Virginia flag goes up, with Country Roads playing.

West Virginia Wins!

So those were our battles.

Everyone who fought a battle must answer this question to avoid penalties next round.

What is the only US state subdivided into parishes rather than counties?