United States Battle Royale Season 2 - Episode 7

Welcome back to the United States Battle Royale's Second Season! Last round, we started with 18 states, 1 was revived, and 6 were eliminated. This brings us down to 13 states remaining.

Last round, many players battled, and there was a question to avoid penalties this round. Ptcairn, Froggodoggo, NEGeo, and DixonTiconderoga answered correctly, so they will not have penalties.

The answer to the question was Louisiana.

There will be a revival next episode and the episode after that.

Here are our remaining living states

Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

California (ItzIngenious)

Colorado (DixonTiconderoga)

Hawaii (MeMeMe333)

Illinois (froggodoggo)

Maryland (Ptcairn)

Massachusetts (NEGeo)

Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT)

New York (jbro)

Tennessee (Capybarra)

Texas (Wizzandy)

Washington (HubertThePhoenix)

West Virginia (Pontiac)

Without further ado, let the seventh round begin!

1. Texas (Wizzandy) vs Tennessee (Capybarra)

Throughout this Royale, Texas has been watching. And now, they are ready to strike. So, the Texan army gets on their horses and rides through the desert, until they arrive at the Louisiana border and the desert suddenly turns into bayou. They all pull out their guns from their cowboy boots and hats, and rampage through Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas, and Missouri. The capybaras attempt to resist but the Tennessee Empire is so large that they really can't. A surrender deal is reached.

Texas Wins!

2. Colorado (DixonTiconderoga) vs Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT)

Colorado wants to finish a tiny state, Nevada. So, they get their best skiers and slope down into the Silver State. Immediately, Nevada decides that they can't win this battle, so they negotiate to give Colorado Southern Nevada, including Vegas, while being allowed to keep the north. Colorado agrees, and the conflict avoids escalation.

Colorado Wins!

3. New York (jbro) vs Massachusetts (NEGeo)

New York is ready to end this once and for all, and so, they invade Massachusetts as 500000 overworked and rude New Yorkers are given even more work. Massachusetts attempts to stop the attack with clam chowder and academics, but apparently that didn't work, because Massachusetts joins New York.

New York Wins!

4. Washington (HubertThePhoenix) vs Alaska (Anonymousbear25)

Washington is ready to finish what it started many episodes ago, and conquer Alaska. So they do. They get all their major corporations to help, too. Starbucks supplies drinks for the road, Amazon supplies empty packages, Microsoft turns off Windows networks in Alaska, and Costco supplies gasoline to put in the packages in order to make them explosive. So they set off, and land in Ketchikan. Slowly, they make their way north, and take Juneau. Then, they make it onto the main landmass and conquer Anchorage, as the polar bears that were supposed to be fighting them couldn't resist taking a sip of the coffee.

Washington Wins!

5. Texas (Wizzandy) vs Colorado (DixonTiconderoga)

Texas is on an all-time high. So, they go after Colorado. The desert cowboys ride out, and fire at Denver, and sadly for Colorado, the snow doesn't stand a chance and gives way beneath the desert as Denver is no more.

Texas Wins!

6. Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT) vs Illinois (froggodoggo)

Nevada is at a serious disadvantage. They lost their casinos and their largest urban area. However, they decide that they can make one more shot and win this. So they cross the border into Illinois and there, they are immediately met with the world's largest deep dish, and they accidentally drive all of their leftover slot machine tanks into said pizza, allowing Illinois to conquer the rest of Nevada.

Illinois Wins!

7. West Virginia (Pontiac) vs Hawaii (MeMeMe333)

Hawaii has settled down since finishing their conquest of the Carolinas. They have decided to host the biggest Luau ever in Hilton Head Island, sadly, they don't notice the tough Appalachian soldiers of West Virginia descending and taking all of Hawaii's East Coast land. They get in the same ship South Carolina once sailed the world to try to fight them in and evacuate the Carolinas and barely make it back to Hawaii.
West Virginia Wins!

8. New York (jbro) vs Maryland (Ptcairn)

New York decides to end the feud with Maryland once and for all, and then they cross the border into the Maryland Empire to invade, but then their tanks start slipping and sliding once they come into contact with the Old Bay + Chesapeake Bay water Maryland greased all of their roads with, and they crash onto the side of the road. With New York's army obliterated, Maryland invades and ends the feud.

Maryland Wins!

So those were our battles.

Everyone who fought a battle must answer this question to avoid penalties next round.

In which state was President John F. Kennedy assassinated?