United States Battle Royale Season 2 - Episode 8
First published: Sunday November 23rd, 2025
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The Royale
Welcome back to the United States Battle Royale's Second Season! Last round, we started with 13 states, and 5 were eliminated. This brings us down to 8 states remaining.
Last round, many players battled, and there was a question to avoid penalties this round. Every player who answered correctly doesn't have a penalty this round.
The answer to the question was Texas.
Episode 9 will be the semifinal and it will come out tomorrow. Episode 10, the final, will come anytime next week when I have time, because I want to make images of some highlight battles to show before announcing the winner.
Revival Time!
Here are our remaining living states
California (ItzIngenious)
Hawaii (MeMeMe333)
Illinois (froggodoggo)
Maryland (Ptcairn)
Tennessee (Capybarra)
Texas (Wizzandy)
Washington (HubertThePhoenix)
West Virginia (Pontiac)
Revival Time!
Our eliminated human states are
Wyoming (unregistered)
Arkansas (zarodinu)
Minnesota (lingonax)
Louisiana (AzureBlue)
Massachusetts (NEGeo)
Alaska (Anonymousbear25)
Colorado (DixonTiconderoga)
Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT)
New York (jbro)
Let's spin that thing!
And the state coming back, is Alaska (Anonymousbear25)
Without further ado, let the eighth round begin!
Due to the size of our Royale decreasing, there will be six rounds in each of the next two episodes.
1. Tennessee (Capybarra) vs Texas (Wizzandy)
Texas has taken a lot from Tennessee. Turns out, making Wizzandy the good guy in Mafia was a bad idea, because the fury strikes again, as Texas continues its invasion. And this time, they do not stop at the Mississippi River. The desert blows in from Texas allowing the cowboys to ride further into the South. Tennessee's capybaras don't stand a chance, and they surrender in exchange for being allowed to keep their capital of Nashville and surrounding area.
Texas Wins!
2. Washington (HubertThePhoenix) vs Alaska (Anonymousbear25)
Washington has lost Alaska, but they want it back, so they invade for the THIRD TIME. This time, they get a Costco forklift and lift up Mt. St Helens to take to Alaska to volcano them and conquer them. However, carrying a volcano over 2000 miles actually is very hard, and while they are doing that, they don't notice Alaska capturing Seattle with their polar bears. They are so shocked that they drop the volcano on themselves, wiping out Washington's entire army.
Alaska Wins!
3. Maryland (Ptcairn) vs Illinois (froggodoggo)
Maryland has decided they can't finish third this time. To make sure of that, they invade Illinois. Illinois tries to set a massive deep dish trap again, but Maryland's army avoids it by having their giant crabs lift it up, season it with Old Bay, and fling it at Chicago. The city is flattened, and Maryland rolls in and conquers all of Illinois.
Maryland Wins!
4. Tennessee (Capybarra) vs Texas (Wizzandy)
Capybarra is trapped. Being completely surrounded by the Lone Star State is very difficult, so they hatch a plan. They will use a complex smuggling route that involves taking a secret tunnel into North Carolina, where they will get 5000 Venezuelan capybaras imported in, and they will take them through the tunnel back to Nashville, and from there they will take back their empire. And shockingly, this plan lowkey works! The capybaras easily take back all of Tennessee, and much of the deep south in general.
Tennessee Wins!
5. California (ItzIngenious) vs Hawaii (MeMeMe333)
California wants land, but they can't challenge any of their powerful neighbors. So they decide to stealth sail to Hawaii. Since they can't go there directly due to MeMeMe333 potentially finding out and all, they decide to go through the Panama Canal, cross the Caribbean, cross the Atlantic, through the Strait of Gibraltar and the Mediterranean, through the Suez Canal, the Red Sea, across the Indian Ocean, the Indonesian seas, the South China Sea, the Philippine Sea, up across the Pacific Ocean, through the Arctic Ocean, down past Iceland, then through the Northwest Passage through the Bering Strait, and attacking Hawaii from the north. They don't really stand a chance due to them being busy with a luau and all.
California Wins!
6. West Virginia (Pontiac) vs California (ItzIngenious)
West Virginia can't invade their rank guy to the north or their Mafia and TDJ host to the south, so they decide to sail South Carolina style to California, and there their strong mountain men land at San Francisco and Los Angeles, and the Californians are too busy protesting against ICE to notice a more important threat, and they fall.
West Virginia Wins!
So those were our battles.
Everyone who fought a battle must answer this question to avoid penalties next round.
Which U.S. state contains the United States' gold depository at Fort Knox?
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51. Virginia (out by West Virginia)
50. Idaho (out by Nevada)
49. Indiana (out by Illinois)
48. Pennsylvania (out by Maryland)
47. Alabama (out by Louisiana)
46. Kentucky (out by Tennessee)
45. Mississippi (out by Louisiana)
44. Nebraska (out by Colorado)
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43. Georgia (out by Louisiana)
42. New Jersey (out by New York)
41. Oklahoma (out by Arkansas)
40. Arizona (out by New Mexico)
39. New Hampshire (out by Massachusetts)
38. North Dakota (out by Minnesota)
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37. Maine (out by Massachusetts)
36. South Carolina (out by Hawaii)
35. Montana (out by Minnesota)
34. Vermont (out by New York)
33. Missouri (out by Tennessee)
32. Kansas (out by Tennessee)
31. Delaware (out by Maryland)
30. Oregon (out by Alaska)
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29. Wisconsin (out by Illinois)
28. Florida (out by Tennessee)
27. Utah (out by New Mexico)
26. Connecticut (out by New York)
25. Michigan (out by Ohio)
24. New Mexico (out by Colorado)
23. Wyoming (out by Minnesota)
22. North Carolina (out by Hawaii)
21. Arkansas (zarodinu) (out by Tennessee)
20. South Dakota (out by Minnesota)
#. California (ItzIngenious) (out by Washington) (REVIVED)
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19. Ohio (out by Maryland)
18. Rhode Island (out by Massachusetts)
17. Iowa (out by Colorado) (oh how the mighty have fallen)
16. Minnesota (lingonax) (out by Illinois)
15. Louisiana (AzureBlue) (out by Tennessee)
14. Washington D.C. (out by West Virginia)
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13. Massachusetts (NEGeo) (out by New York)
#. Alaska (Anonymousbear25) (out by Washington)
12. Colorado (DixonTiconderoga) (out by Texas)
11. Nevada (ImGeographyGOAT) (out by Illinois)
10. New York (jbro) (out by Maryland)
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9. Washington (HubertThePhoenix) (out by Alaska)
8. Illinois (Froggodoggo) (out by Maryland)
7. Hawaii (MeMeMe333) (out by California)
6. California (ItzIngenious) (out by West Virginia)
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5 remain!
Alaska
Maryland
Tennessee
Texas
West Virginia
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Alabama (out)
Alaska - 2
Arizona (out)
Arkansas (out)
California - 1 (out)
Colorado - 3 (out)
Connecticut (out)
Delaware (out)
Florida (out)
Georgia (out)
Hawaii - 2 (out)
Idaho (out)
Illinois - 4 (out)
Indiana (out)
Iowa (out)
Kansas (out)
Kentucky (out)
Louisiana - 3 (out)
Maine (out)
Maryland - 5
Massachusetts - 3 (out)
Michigan (out)
Minnesota - 4 (out)
Mississippi (out)
Missouri (out)
Montana (out)
Nebraska (out)
Nevada - 1 (out)
New Hampshire (out)
New Jersey (out)
New Mexico - 2 (out)
New York - 4 (out)
North Carolina (out)
North Dakota (out)
Ohio - 1 (out)
Oklahoma (out)
Oregon (out)
Pennsylvania (out)
Rhode Island (out)
South Carolina (out)
South Dakota (out)
Tennessee - 6
Texas - 1
Utah (out)
Vermont (out)
Virginia (out)
Washington - (2) (out)
Washington, DC (out)
West Virginia - 3
Wisconsin (out)
Wyoming (out)